Monika Wishes Collection - Page 16

Luv is a bird ! U hOld tightly,it dies; U h0ld lightly,it flies; u h0ld it nicely n it''ll shit in ur hands! s0 4get l0ve n better FLIRT....

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YEH HAI BASANTI
AB YEH NACHEGI...









NACHI KYA...

SORRY,apun bhul gaya tha ki,BASANTI KUTTO KE SAMNE NAHI NAACHTI.

What''s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

Why do women hate alcohol so much? "Because after drinking it, their mouse like husbands become lions!"
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

I''ve got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

“If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren''t well enough to travel.”
- Sir Vivian Fuchs

“It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.’”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

Golden rule of life- When some1 luvs u, u don’t realize it,
When u realize its too late. U always luv te 1 that leaves u n leaves the 1 who luvs u.

It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you ''I Miss You Alot!''

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

Jesus asked me how much I love Him so I spread my arms and said "This much". I asked God how much He loves me. He spread his arms and said "This is how I died for you."

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there''s no reason not to.

Some friends are separated by time. Some are separated by differences. Some by distances, some by pride. But no matter how far you are or different we may be, you''ll always be a friend to me!

Always keep the photograph of ur love in ur wallet ..look at it when u r in trouble .. u''ll feel other problems r not as big as this one ..

YE DUA HAI MERI



TUM KHUSH RHO



SADA HSTE RHO


PAL PAL KHUSHIAN MILAIN


TUM AUR HASO



BAS HSTE RHO



MERA KYA HAI


LOG TUMHE HI PAGAL KAHENGE

Santa ne ek board padha, "Likhne wala Brilliant, Padhne wala Gadha." Santa becomes hot. He rub board & writes, "Likhnewala Gadha Padhne wala Brilliant..!!"

KUSHNASEEB HAI AAP JO HUM AAPKI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDDAT SE CHAHTE HAI WARNA HUM WOH SAKSH HAI JO KHWAB MEIN BHI APPOINTMENT SE AATE HAI.....

Har kisi ko dost banaya nahi jata, ye vo rishta hai jo ajmaya nahin jata, hath to mil jata hai aksar ajnabiyon se bhi, magar dil har kisi se milaya nahi jata!

Ae dil kisi ki yaad me rona fizul hai,ansu anmol hai inhe khona fizul hai,ro to unke liye jo tujpe nisar hai,unke liye nahi jinke aashiq hazar hai.,..

Sardar selling parachute- Plane se koodo,button dabao,parachut opens aur aap jamin par safely.Buyer-If it doesnt open? Sardar-paise vapas.

China
has a
Great
Deewaar,
Russia
has a
Communist
Sarkaar,
America
has a
Powerful
Radar,
But!
Beware World!
Because
Only India
has the
POWER OF
SARDAR....

If frnds came atachd wid labels, urs wld say 100% PURE. (25% luvin, 25% carin, 25% smart, 25% loyal) Size:Hugable, Color:Cheerful, Cost:Priceless...

£eeling nice abt it, realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old fr

NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!

Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:''AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA''!!

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Just checking
if U are ok there!

I HATE YOU:
H = happy to see you
A = always miss you
T = take u in my mind
E = everyday never forget u.
I really want 2 say...
I HATE U"!

Kaise ho? Maze me?
tabiyat kaisi? baki anand mangal?
ungli me dard nahi na? ankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kaamal he yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Aaj kal meri tabbiyat main ek ajab sa inqelaab hota hai, meri jan mujhe aise na dekh mera roza kharab hota hai.