Monika Wishes Collection - Page 9

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, ''Dust to dust,'' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, ''I''ll be waiting for you in heaven---with a gun.

Easy to read this.
Difficult to follow.

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.

You love simply because you cannot help it.

Your so beautiful, so easy to love,
A fallen angel from heaven above,
An ocean of perfection, a cage and a lure,
A magnificent creature, untainted and pure.

You never knew
I love you so much
I can''t even explain
You are my love and forever friend,
There is nothing I could want
More than you.
You are so special
In your own unique way.
There is nothing I could trade you for,
because I love you too much,
To just pass you by
And say my last goodbyes.

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

What do Germans use for birth control?
Their personalities!

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunon to find a date!

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don''t know how to replenish it''s source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn''t come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.

Love, all alike, no season knows, nor clime, nor hours, days, months, which are the rags of time.

Love is the affinity which links and draws together the elements of the world... Love, in fact, is the agent of universal synthesis.

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.

Oh, love is real enough; you will find it someday, but it has one archenemy -- and that is life.

Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse; To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is even worse.

A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I''ve got some "Cream" For that.

What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went ''tick, tick, tick''?
''Ve haff vays of making you tock!''

How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None. The invisible hand does it.

I miss you so much that you''re always on my mind. I love you so much that you''re always in my heart.

Tonight I resign myself to missing you for I know I have the rest of my life to wake up next to you.

I miss you like the sun misses the flowers, like the sun misses the flowers in the depths of winter, instead of beauty to direct it''s light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world which your absence has banished me to.

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Love for another soul is like a gardener caring for their flowers....if you leave it un nourished it turns into a weed or otherwise known as hate but if you love it and strengthen it, it turns into the greatest gift of all.....LIFE

Falling in love is the simplest thing. But finding true love is the hardest thing.