Kalika Wishes Collection - Page 8

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody''s there to appreciate it.

Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.

Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

Teacher: batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
Boy: Indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota"

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?
Darzi: waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.

Arz kiya hai,
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye........ ......... .
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye........ ......... .
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...

And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, Now that''s subtraction.

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

KITNI EIDAIN GUZAR GAI TUM BIN
AB KHUDA KAY LIYE NA TARPANA
DEKHO PHIR EID ANAY WALI HAI
EID KAY SATH TUM BHI AJANA

RISHTA TOR KAY JANAY WALAY
MUJH KO CHOR KAY JANAY WALAY
AB KAY EID PAY
MUJHKO JITNAY CARD MILAY HAIN
UN CARDON MAIN
SAB SE PYARA SAB SE ACHA
PEHLA CARD TUMHARA HAI
MUJH KO CHOR KAY JANAY WALAY
ZARA KAHO TO YEH KIS AOR ISHARA HAI?

With all my heart I love you, Baby. Stay with me and you will see.... My arms, will hold you, Baby; never leave; ''cause, Baby, I believe I''m in love....

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist,Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate

It is no use waiting for your ship to come in unless you have sent one out.

Every now and again take a good look at something not made with hands - a mountain, a star, the turn of a stream. There will come to you wisdom and patience and solace and, above all, the assurance that you are not alone in the world.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How like our lives, the rose''s life and death.
How like our fate, the cruel fate that falls
Upon its happy lot and gruffy calls
It from its bloom to sudden certain death!

The degree of one''s emotions varies inversely with one''s knowledge of the facts.

Love that we cannot have is the one that
Lasts the longest,
Hurts the deepest,
And feels the strongest.

Love doesn''t grow on trees like apples in Eden - it''s something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.

We all mold one another''s dreams. We all hold each other''s fragile hopes in our hands. We all touch others'' hearts.

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.

''True love'' isn''t so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is an enduring commitment to give sacrificially even, or perhaps especially, when you don''t feel like it.

For love... has two faces; one white, the other black; two bodies; one smooth, the other hairy. It has two hands, two feet, two tails, two, indeed, of every member and each one is the exact opposite of the other. Yet, so strictly are they joined together

A life without love in it is like a heap of ashes upon a deserted hearth, with the fire dead, the laughter stilled and the light extinguished.

Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.