Kanishk Wishes Collection - Page 18

if i luv sum1 let them go...
if they return it was meant to b...
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!

Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.

Why did the Santa Singh stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"

Q: Why did Shanta Singh takes his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A: Coz they advertised "Free Delivery"

What PMS really stand for?
PMS means Putting Up With Mens Shit!

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.

Sardar ji selected a short girl to marry...Why? Because guruji told him "Museebat jitni choti ho utna hi achha."

3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds

he ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.

There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.