Vivek Wishes Collection - Page 11

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I''m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you''re so electrifying.

u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i am simply drunk on U

Immature love says, ''I love you because I need you.'' Mature love says, ''I need you because I love you.By Mustang
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U are sucsessfully loaded in my heart...

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they''re irrational n can bankrupt u if u''re not careful.

Why couldn''t the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they''re irrational n can bankrupt u if u''re not careful.

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai , na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA , aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.

Da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest.

Once you have learned to love, You will have learned to live.

Wherever u go, whatever u do, may God''s angels watch over u.

If people came with labels, yours would say:
100 % PURE,
25% loving,
25% caring,
25% smart,
25% loyal,
COLOUR: cheerful,
SIZE: huggable,
TYPE: one of a kind!!!

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn''t matter.

Friends have all things in common.

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT 5OTH FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR GI JUMPED FROM 50TH FLOOR
AT 35TH HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT 20TH HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT 3RD HE REALISE "OH sh*t" ,,, I AM BANTA

LAA PILA DAY SAKIYA PAIMANA PAIMANAY K BAD
HOSH KI BATAIN KARAIN GAIN HOSH MAIN AANAIN K BAD
DIL MAIRA LAINAY KI KHTIR MINATAIN KYA KYA NA KEEN
KAISAY NAZRAIN PHAIR LEEN MATTLAB NIKAL JANAY K BAD
WAQAT SARI ZINDAGI MAIN 2 HI GUZRAY HAN KATHIN
IK TARAY AANAY SAY PHLAY IK TARAY JANAY K BAD

yaadoon ka aik jhonka aya mujh sa milnay barsoon baad
pehlay itna royee nhi tah jitna royee barsoon baad

Nobody tells d fishes 2 swim, d birds 2 fly, d cows 2 moo, dogs to bark... dey just do & nobody tels me 2 remember u.. i just do.

Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won''t take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!

A rooster & cat were goin over a bridge, cat slips n falls in river. Rooster can''t stop laughing.
Moral: Wherever there''s a wet pussy there''s a happy cock

Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside.

While there are those who have been fortunate in finding the love of their life, there are others who are still searching for that someone special. Whichever category you fall into, the allure of the perfect love life fascinates each of us. The following quotes on "love life" discuss the ups and downs that one is likely to experience.

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