Vivek Wishes Collection - Page 17

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !

They say forgive and forget,
but if someone is worth forgiving
then you''ll never forget them

Though many people will go in and out of your heart
only one will want to stay there

If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Do u know that pregnant sardarnis are oftern refered to as with "ISI" mark? Strong Na!!!
Don't laugh as "ISI" means "Idiot Sardar Inside".

Sardar (To his wife): Cofee jaldi piyo darling. Wife: But why? Sardar: Becauze hot coffee is Rs. 5 and cold is Rs.20!!!!!

Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday? Tim: Not a bit!

"Mother, I want to grow up and be a rock-n-roll musician."
"Now son, you have to pick one or the other. You can't do both."