Vikas Wishes Collection - Page 15

Robert: Boss Mona was found leaking information to police, what should we do with her?

Ajit: is ko sui lagake side me phekdo!

Robert : per kyo boss?

Ajit: sub sochenge ke Mona ne suiside karliya.

Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it's the path to happiness. Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n satisfaction

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Just to say good morning

Phoo Phool Se Judaa Hai Mager Kushboo Se Nahi,
Tum Much Se Judaa Ho Mager Meray DIL Se Nehi!!!

A japanese couple have illegitimate twins,
what do they name them?
Answer: Jo Hua , So hua

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per

Woh Lamhe, Woh Mausam, Unke naam thi.
Saath guzaara hua waqt wo fiza kam thi.
Door to akhir hona hi tha zalim, Kya kare
hatho mein mohabaat ki lakeer kam thi

Gam ho har pal haske jiya karte hain,
tumse har baat kiya karte hain,
Tum khaas ho hamare liye,
isliye har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hain

Whan i call u,
1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now !

Today i miss u
Yesterday i missed u.
Don't worry about tomorrow, i ll always miss u, and that is a promise. Miss U Forever. By Mona Lisa

Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILEBy shaheryar

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means anger.

Pepperoni pizza on a pink pattern plate with parley on the side to your pleasure.

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

1 din HAATHI ne CHUHI ko chhed diya,Agle din chuhi ne haathi ki wife se kaha "apne pati ko samjha lo, abhito baat Aurto me hai, nahi to MARD hamare ghar bhi hai

If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

Matematical surprise..
Enter 777 in ur mobile''s calculator multiply it with ur age then
Multiply the result by 13.Reslt wil be exciting.TRY

Haryanvi Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl. Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya? Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe? Poori cycle maar di ib ghanti alag se maru ke.

Old aunts used 2 come up 2 me @ weddings,poking me in d ribs and cackling,telling me,Ur nxt.They stopped after I started
Doing d same thing 2 them @ funerals.

Funny SMS page 3
Bedroom golf can make u grin,u need a stick 2 help u win.Keep ur clubs in good condition+neva play wivout permission.Practice often its lotsa fun+try2get a hole in1

I think in terms of the day''s resolutions, not the year''s. ~Henry Moore

In LIFE, we may not always get what we WANT...we may not always get what we NEED...but we should always get what we deserve.

God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen, we may never understand His wisdom but we simply have 2 trust His will. God bless you all the way.

I ask God to bless you, to guide you, to keep you safe, to give you peace, to give u joy and love all d time. Take care.

Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt''s why ì''m höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

“You can kill a man, but you can’t kill what he stands for, not unless you break his spirit. That’s a beautiful thing to see.”
- “Cancer Man” from “The X Files” in “The Beginning”