Vikas Wishes Collection - Page 9

People react to fear, not love- they don''t teach that in Sunday School, but it''s true.

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.

There is only one happiness in life -- to love and to be loved.

The secret to friendship is being a good listener.

The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn''t take.

The night has a thousand eyes, And the day but one;
Yet the light of the bright world dies, With the dying sun.
The mind has a thousand eyes, And the heart but one;
Yet the light of a whole life dies, When love is done.

Billy: How come you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Tilly: Olive?
Billy: Yeah, you know... Olive the other reindeer, used to
laugh and call him names...

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With a North Pole-aroid camera.

Q. Why did the leper crash his car?
A. He left his foot on the accelerator.

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day.

A threelegged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I''m looking for the man who shot my paw."

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I''ll cum as fast as I can.

The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a canon - but it''s echo lasts a great deal longer.

Your kisses make my heart skip a beat.

Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse; To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is even worse.

To kiss someone so intimately, and truly indulge yourself in it, is to take a part of them with you for always.

Do not think that love in order to be genuine has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.

If I place love above everything, it is because for me it is the most desperate, the most despairing state of affairs imaginable.

To love a thing means wanting it to live.

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don''t, you''ve told her twice already!

Yo mama''s so stupid she can''t pass a blood test.

What do you do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished

It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn''t have this and I didn''t have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

Looks may capture the eyes but it''s the personality that captures the heart

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.