Monalisa Wishes Collection - Page 17

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I've left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

Love is like energy that can neither be created nor destroyed; it can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Q. Why can't Banta dial 911?
A. He can't find eleven on the phone.

"Do you love music?"
"Yes, but never mind, you may continue playing."

Patient:" Doctor, I have yel low teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!