Monalisa Wishes Collection - Page 9

In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.

Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

The greater love is a mother''s; then comes a dog''s; then a sweetheart''s.

It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.

There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem, inspire with the same love for justice and virtue which men in general have for riches and honors....But the number of these men is so small that I only mention them in honor of humanity.

Someone that you don''t even know exists loves you.

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value.

She walks in beauty,
Like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that''s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes.

Love does not die easily.
It is a living thing.
It thrives in the face
of all life''s hazards,
save one--neglect.

Listening is an attitude of the heart, a genuine desire to be with another which both attracts and heals.

True love doesnt have a happy ending: True love doesnt have an ending.

When love beckons to you follow him,Though his ways are hard and steep.And when his wings enfold you yield to him,Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you.And when he speaks to you believe in him,Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden.

Just remember, once you''re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

I am in total control, but don''t tell my wife.

If u say run, i will ask how far... if u say jump,i will say how high... if u say swim,i will say how deep.. if u say
go away,i will say no way...!!

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

I have to admit it, Jensen had offered a brilliant proposal to resolve our troublesome problem. He suggested we form three committees, one to study the problem directly, one to study how other companies had resolved similar problems, and a third to oversee the first two and coordinate their efforts into a workable solution. The plan worked flawlessly and we assigned the janitor to change the lightbulb

You kiss me to kiss me more.
You hold me to hold me longer.
You love me to love me forever.
What happens when you stop kissing me?

Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.

Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished.

The flood is over. The Ark is parked neatly on the top of Mount Ararat, and Noah is standing alone on it''s deck, not one animal on board. "Bloody Animal Liberation League!" exclaims Noah.

A little boy walks in on his parents in the middle of a romantic interludeand asks if he can hop on his daddy''s back. The father doesn''t see any harm, so he agrees, and they continue. When things started to really heat up the little boy leaned down and whispered in his father''s ear, "Hold on tight, daddy, this is usually where me and the postman get bucked off."

I wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash. The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short.

What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or do I have to walk past you again???

And the trouble is if you don''t risk anything, you risk even more.

Maybe God put a few bad people in your life, so when the right one came along you''d be thankful.

How does one know if she has forgiven? You tend to feel sorrow over the circumstance instead of rage, you tend to feel sorry for the person rather than angry with him. You tend to have nothing left to say about it all.