Charu Wishes Collection - Page 17

Sam''s shop stocks short spotted socks.

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

I lukd back coz I thought I saw U.I listned eagerly coz I thoght I heard U,Bt No 1 ws around.Dis made me Realize hw much''I THINK ABOUT U''

When u need someone to be beside u and no one is around just gaze up in the sky, u might not see me but be sure that we r under the same sky.gudnite

Q: What is the height of kanjusi?
Ans: People like u having free msg facility, but not sending any msgs coz they dont want the battery to go low.

Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye Preeto:main velli nahi,main halle kapde v dhone e,te pande vi manjne e,tusi beeji nu le jao.

To all my friends and family who sent best wishes & love for 2005, It didn''t help !!! - plz send cash for 2006..

Difference b/w love & frenship
U give ur whole hrt to ur love & they somtimes BREAK IT,
but "U give ur broken hrt to a frnd & they MAKE IT...

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Today is MCPS DAY, mcps bole to MAKE cute PEOPLE SMILE,i have done my part now you should send it to all your cute frnds and make them smile,SMILE PLEEEZ !!

When Life Gets Difficult, When The Tasks Become Tiring, When Your Heart Is Giving Up, Remember That The SNAIL Got To Noah''s ark .... inch by inch! .. good day (",)

Chelsea signed 2 players from Icel&.
Ranieri said ''If Ty R no good he wll try Sainsburys.

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

God really loves mad people. He makes so many of them. 1 mad person I know is u n then he made me who is mad about u.

i håtê Smî

Hamaare rishte ko koi naam na do
Tere chaahanewaalon ko ashqon ka inaam na do

My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she''d be by now.

Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!

I don''t want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I''m afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn''t find a better friend like you!

Kabir''s dohey in modern style-> Kaahe college jaat hai, Kaahe kare padhaai, Number utne hi aane hai, Jitne ki "cheet-paper" banaai..!

Eve:"Adam darling,do u love me?" Adam:"No, i dont" . Eve(crying): "Then, why did u make love 2 me?" Adam: "O Hello! As if i had any choices

Woh Pyaar jo haqeeqat mein Pyaar hota hai. Zindagi mein sirf ek baar hota hai. Nigahaun ke milte milte dil mil jaye. Yeh ittefaq sirf ek baar hota hai...

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hoti Hai Tanhai,Is Tutte Hua Patte Se Puch Kya Hoti Hai Judai,Yu Bewafai Ka ilzam Na De Zalim,Is Waqt Se Puch Ki Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Nahi Ayee.

Girl tels her boyfrnd "i m pregnant" Boyfrnd says "how can u say its mine?" Girl starts crying "agar sab aisa kahenge to mera kya hoga?"

Muskurakar mila karo humse,kuch kaho kuch suna karo humse,baat karne se hi baat badhti hai,janaab roz baat kiya karo humse!!

It''s difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.
But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!