Sourabh Wishes Collection - Page 11

Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places.

Yesterday''s news: An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today''s news: More aunties found jogging.

What''s the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.

Within you, I lose myself, without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again.

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HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...

If you have it [love], you don''t need to have anything else. If you don''t have it, it doesn''t matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie

Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain, magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain. Gud Morning!

U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE''S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..

sms pe sms bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya sms bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

There''s st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!

I won''t promise to be your friend forever, coz I won''t live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

Fifty years from now, I''d be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won''t.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry

It’s not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. -Aeschylus

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. -Richard Armour

When I want your opinion, I''ll remove the duct tape.

Save the whales: collect the whole set .

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Love sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better.bed the best place to think of memories which put u to sleep,telling u goodnite.

Take some time to smile when you''re sad.. to rest when you''re tired.. to love if you''re feeling empty.. & to let go if you need to. time endures, time heals. in this life, just take some time for yourself.... gudnyt..

Morning greetings doesn''t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Be my Valentine!

You''re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine''s Day I''d like to say
I care more than you know.

No cute sayings to say,
No cute sayings to say, no cute graphics to send.
Just a simple good day, hope that will be okay.

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid last day rush. Send now!