Sourabh Wishes Collection - Page 8

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

There is a time for risky love. There is a time for extravagant gestures. There is a time to pour out your affections on one you love. And when the time comes seize it, don''t miss it.

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach.

Nirvana or lasting enlightenment or true spiritual growth can be achieved only through persistent exercise of real love.

To be successful, the first thing to do is to fall in love with your work.

We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love as we are to die.

Come live with me, and be my love, And we will some new pleasures prove Of golden sands, and crystal brooks, With silken lines, and silver hooks.

Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

The friendship which is to be practised or expected by common mortals, must take its rise from mutual pleasure, and must end when the power ceases of delighting each other.

I''d like to run away
From you,
But if you didn''t come
And find me ...
I would die.

Romantic love is a passionate spiritual-emotional-sexual attachment between a man and a woman that reflects a high regard for the value of each others person.

Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.

Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.

Old age isn''t so bad when you consider the alternatives.

How good can I get, u cud ask my hart
and like a jigsaw puzzle its been torn all apart..
a million wrds cudn''t say just how i feel ..
a million yrs. from now
u kno I"LL BE LOVING YOU STILL ...

Two teardrops were floating down the river. One drop said to the other, "Who are you?", "I am the teadrop of the boy who lost a woman, who are you?" , "I''m the teardrop of a girl who regret letting a man go."

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I''ve got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I''m not hard yet"

A husband said to his wife ''Get your coat on love, it''s time to ge down the pub''. She replied ''But you NEVER take me out''. ''I''m not,'' said the husband, ''but I''m turning the heating off before I go.''

Why are men like commercials?
You can''t believe a word they say.

Yo mama''s so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

Love is the cheapest of religions.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Let the first impulse pass, wait for the second.

Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists. When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman''s eyes.

I want to hold you close to me to kiss your face and share your dreams. I want to wrap you with my love and show you just what I''m made of. I''m holding out my hand to you.

A kiss is a divine trick by nature to stop speech when all words are superfluous.

Where love rules, there is no will to power; where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.

A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!