Sourabh Wishes Collection - Page 9

What''s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Are you allowed to kiss a nun?
Yes. But don''t get into the habbit.

What do you call a man that doesn''t use contraceptives?
Daddy.

Yo mama so old she has Jesus'' beeper number!

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

What is a mixed feeling?
Watching your mother-in-law reverse off the side of a cliff in your brand new car!

What''s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.

Love and you will be loved, and you will be able to do all that you could not do unloved....

There is an important difference between love and friendship. While the former delights in extremes and opposites, the latter demands equality.

I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.

life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it

tew u i surrender my evrytin,
tew me ur my mighty king,
baby if u gimme da ring,
''stayin foreva'' i will cling~!

FRIEND
F-First aid for failure
R-removal of anger
I-Island of tplerance
E-End of selfishness
N-Name of love
D-Demand of sacrifice
so b my frnd 4ever

If you are in trouble,
If you need a hand
Just call my number,
Because I''m your friend.

I won''t promise to be ur friend 4 ever,bcos i won''t live th@ long,but let me be ur friend 4 as long as i am alive.

In you, I have found a love so true,
My heart is filled with love for you.
Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat,
You make my life whole, you make my life complete.

if you say my eyez are beautiful, its becoz they r luking at you....for my eyez are just the windows my feelings cum thru!!!

LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I''m sharing all with U...
Good Morning!

Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.

If u Love sm1 dan plz don''t wait n say each n evry word of ur heart,n if u get a -ive ans dont loos ur Heart coz she iz losing sm1 who Lovz her but ur gtng urslf free 4om sm1 who dont Lov U

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IF A BUTTERFLY COMES CLOSE TO YOU,
IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU"HAPPY VALENTINE''S DAY"

Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband''s away!

I''ve got the ship, you''ve got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

Absence is to love what wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small, it rekindles the great.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U....

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE YUN HI SAHI USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA