Divya Wishes Collection - Page 16

A Police arrestted a prostitute. Girl:-I''m not selling Sex. Police:-Then what R U doing? Girl:-I''m selling Condoms & offering a Free-trial....

Dr-apke liye 1 gud or 1 bad news
Bania-Pehle bad
Dr-mujhe apke dono paer katne pade
Bania-ok Waz gud
Dr-apke sath wala marij apki chapal kharidne ko taiyaar hai

When v were kids, v cudnt wait 2 grow up n Fall in Luv....





Now that we r grown up, we realise tht wounded knees were easier 2 heal than broken hearts...!!

Hey! There hav been many many times when i disturbed U,troubled U,pestered U, irritatd U,buggd U, but on tis däy,i jus wana tel tat






" I PLAN TO CONTINUE "

Karo SHRI Ganpati Bappa ke darshan:










Papiyon ko nahi dikhte!

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() * () what
( ''o'' ) if I
(,,)(,,) disappear?

Dont be afraid to expose yourself,
reach out and tell someone what they mean to you,
Because when u think its the right time it might be too late!

Who''s hot... Its U,
Who''s
Charming... Its U,
Who''s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who''s
Intelligent... Its U,
Who''s dear & near friend... Its U
Who''s a liar.. Its me!

THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE ONLY ONE DAY IN THE NAME OF LOVE. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINES DAY FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE..........

(((((( ))))))
(((( @) (@ ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( ,__, ))))))
You are so...
B H o o T I F u L

TITANIC _ll__ -.........- _ ......... -._,/t__ -----------------/ although TITANIC was an impressive SHIP but the best SHIP is our FRIEND SHIP. That Will Never Sink !! Promise

Yaad Karte Hai Yaro Ko Yaado Se Dil Bhar Aata Hai, Kal Saath Jiya Karte The Sab, Aaj Milne Ko Dil Taras Jata Hai.

Friendship is like a violin,
Music may stop but string remain attached forever whether u remain in touch or not,
u r always remembered from heart.

Na karta shikayat zamane se koi,
agar maan jata manane se koi.
Kisi ko koi kyon yaad karta,
agar bhool jata bhulane se koi...

Ram ne Dhanush Toda,
Sita Daud Ke Aayi.
Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi,
Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi.
Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari,
Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.

Koi ummeed bar nahin aati
Koi soorat nazar nahin aati
maut ka ek din muayyan hai
need kyon raat bhar nahin aati
aage aati thi hale dil pe hansi
ab kisi baat par nahin aati
janta hoon sababe-taato-zahad
par tabeeat idhar nahin aati
Hai kuchh aisi hi baat
jo chup hoon, varna kya baat kar nahin aati
kyon na cheehkoon ki yaad karte hain
meri awaaz gar nahin aati
marte hain aarzoo me marne ki
maut aati hai par nahin aati
kaba kis munh se jaoge Ghalib
sharm tumko magar nahin aati

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!

Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure... 

We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ?
Because their both hands are free.

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...

Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most