Divya Wishes Collection - Page 8

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!

Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".

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OVER ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY!

Rishta yeh hamara ajab hai, Mujhe Khusi hai paas mere tu jab hai.

Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt,
Jatt : Andhi hai kya,
Girl : huh! Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt : Ghanti hee marni thi to nikal kar marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zaroorat thi.

When we fall in love we know wt life is & wt it is for, & we know that without love our life is incomplete, in love we should do everything for our love, & never think to take back anything.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao, kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi toote use pirona hi padta hai...

A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we''ll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne.

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.

...Curtiss
Hi my name is Chris and I''m a fifth grade student. I want a boombox and a cumputer game called Deer Hunter the classic addition. Our family makes Christmas cookies. I think you should do it too. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won''t make it ''white''.

At Christmas time I believe the things that children do.

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".

Love is like 'Iodex'
Ooh, aah, aooch door bhagaye...

Love is like 'Dettol'
Be 100% Sure ...

Love is like 'Pepsi'
Yeh dil maangay More... Love is like 'Supereme'
Yehi to hay woh apna pann...

Love is like 'Disprol'
Her ghar ki zaroorat...

The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a canon - but it''s echo lasts a great deal longer.

Most women prefer that first kiss, but I''m partial to the second one ''cause it''s about something more.

Just because two lips have met, doesn''t mean two hearts are joined.

You shouldn''t kiss me like this, unless you mean it like that ... ''cause I just close my eyes and I won''t know where I''m at. We''ll get lost on this dance floor, spinning around, and around and around and around. They''re all watching us now, they think we''re falling in love, they''ll never believe we''re just friends. You shouldn''t kiss me like this unless you mean it like that, but if you do, Baby, kiss me again.

DIL BEHAL JAYE MUSARRAT SE MERA EID KAY DIN
AYE GHUMAY YAR MERE PAS NA AA EID KAY DIN
PHIR MUJHE QARB KI SOOLI PE CHARHANE WALAY
YAAD AYA TERA PAIMANAY WAFA EID KAY DIN

You can only love a person when you are willing to cry over them.

When there is true love, there are no regrets of the past.

A true love every spirit will crave.

Luck? I don''t know anything about luck. I''ve never banked on it, and I''m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work -- and realizing what is opportunity and what isn''t.