Divya Wishes Collection - Page 10

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

as long as you are near
Yesterday is gone
today is here
tomorrow is near
and I will never
fear
As long as you are near

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE ITS FEELING CONTROLLED BY THE HEAR, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE ITS A FEELING THAT CONTROLS THE HEART.

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

I was born when you kissed me, and I died when you left me, but I lived for the two weeks you loved me.

I want to hold you close to me to kiss your face and share your dreams. I want to wrap you with my love and show you just what I''m made of. I''m holding out my hand to you.

Love alone could waken love.

We cannot avoid using power, cannot escape the compulsion to afflict the world, so let us, cautious in diction and mighty in contradiction, love powerfully.

Infinite hungers leap no more I in the chance swaying of your dress; and love has changed to kindliness.

Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.

A supreme love, a motive that gives a sublime rhythm to a woman''s life, and exalts habit into partnership with the soul''s highest needs, is not to be had where and how she wills.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn

Visiual joke. Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders. Ask: "what''s this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

Yo mama so ugly they didn''t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama''s so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Why don''t oysters give to charity?
Because they''re shellfish.

Wicked men obey from fear; good men, from love....

When you are in love with life nothing is to hard. Everything has freshness and reason, and all is as it is.

make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.

PAIN IS INEVITABLE. SUFFERING IS OPTIONAL.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

tears can sometime be more special then smiles....smiles can be given to anyone but tears are only shared 4 people we love

''til death do us apart'',
im sayin dis tru fwom d hart,
lurve is no piece of art,
neither it is a joke of a fart.

hang myself_burn myself_cut myself_drawn myself_to eas the pain of loosing a sweet gift of Allah which is ur friendship!!!

Our lives have changed ever since,
We first became friends....
I''m so glad our friendship has,
Grown along with Us !
Thanks for always being there
....By my side....

"You are the love of life,and i''m thnk god that i met you,ill spend the rest of my days just loving you...i love you so much...

MANY COLOURS IN D SKY BUT I LIKE BLUE.
MANY GIRLS IN D CLASS.
BUT I LIKE U