Abhijeet Wishes Collection - Page 15

Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

muddat se door they hum or tum
ek jammane ke baad milna aacha laga sagar se gahri lagi aapki dosti tairna aataa tha par doob jaana aacha laga

U have 2 cigarettes on a boat but no source of fire. Hw will u lite a cigarette if u r in d middle of d river?





SUM ANS BY SANTA Ans:1) throw 1 cigarette into d river. It will make d boat LIGHTER. Use it to light cigarette. 2nd method : throw a cigarette in air & catch it. Catches win MATCHES. Use these matches to light cigarette . 3rd method: take some river water,let it fall drop by drop .U know that'tip tip barsa pani,pani ne AAG lagayee.

Close
your
eyes
and
think
about
yourself
for
30secs.
After
30secs
open
your
eyes
and
you
will
realize
that
you
have....























wasted 30secs. (so think about me)

system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......

Bahut kam hote hain
log alse
Jinhe sachchi chahat ki
pehchan hoti hai
Kisipe mar mitne se pehle
soch lena dost
Gavane ke liye sirf ek hi
jaan hoti hai

Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL

What do the military do in a civil war ?

Painting is feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.

Mallika ne jab chirag ko ghisa, to usme se bhoot nikla aur bola - kya hukum...??
Mallika - Meri pyas buja de...
Bhoot - 7 up se .....Ya 7 inch se......??

The way v inspire,d way v admire,D WAY V PROPOSE,D WAY V LOVE,D WAY V PRESENT,d way v do things is very diffrent,
Dats why v r called D.A.V.''ians
Enjoy! :

She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Friendship isn''t about whom you have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best.. its about who came and never left....

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.

Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!

Twinkle twinkle little star,

U are chanda i m a star,


Night is ment for slepping yaar,


So take your pillow & soja yaar.


Good night Sweet Dreams?*?*?

Heart breakng isn''t always as loud as a bomb xplodng, sumtyms it can b as quiet as a feather falling.... and d most painful thng is no one really hears it xcept you..<

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, ''How do I get 2 the other side?''
The other blonde yells back, ''U R on the other side!''

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai