Abhijeet Wishes Collection - Page 17

Hey Dusht Prani apne 2004 ke PAP MITANE K liye or Galtia sudharne k liye 51 bar is MAHA MANTRA KA JAP KAR "EAST OR WEST _____ IS BEST"

Teri dosti ne mujhe dard seena sikha diya, marti huyee rooh ko jeena sikha diya, kya kahoon kya hai tera saath mere liye, tere saath ne mere assuyoun ko muskarana sikha diya.....!

Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hai, Tumhain Kya Malum
Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum

Dosti ka pahala Paigam aapke naa,
Zindagi ki Aakhri saans aapke naam,
Rahe Salamat yeh dosti hamari, dosti Salamat rakhna aapka kaam...

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that''s the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car cuz it''s too heavy.

Hickory Dickory Dock, dis bitch woz suckin me c**k, da clock struck 2, i dumped me goo, & dropped her at da end of da block.

Ur Smile is like 7up...ZARA HAT K
ur voice is like RUHAFZA "RAHATAY JAN
ur friendship is like cock " MAZA ZINDAGI KA"
ur SMS is like PEPSI "Dil Maange more"

Sharab Bani To Mehkhane Bane
Husn bana to diwane banne
Kuch to baat hai app mai
yunhi Nahi pagal khanne Banne

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

e nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole…

Who is never hungry at Christmas?


The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Abracadabra


Nope, ur still ugly!

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What did one lonely banana say to another? Oh! why am I a-kela?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Q- What is kiss?
A. Very simple it is an inquiry in the top floor about the vacancy in ground floor.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

A:About 45 pounds!!