Abhijeet Wishes Collection - Page 4

Mam:there r 5 birds on tree,u shot1,how many left?

Kid:none,as othrs fly.

Mam:its 4 bt i lik d way u think

Kid:i hv qustion mam.If 3 women r eating ice cream-

1 licking

1sucking

1biting

which 1 is married?

Mam nervous: d 1 sucking

Kid:no,its d one wearing the mangal sutra but i like d way u think.

Near of far wherever you are, My best wishes are with you, Tum jiyo hazaron saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi hai meri wish dil se! Happy Bhai Dooj

I thank you for your kindness
I will not soon forget
You're one of the nicest people
I have ever met.

Chai wala 1 girl se:bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye
Girl reply:
kali si surat, haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
chaye chaye

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw...

I wish i was one of your tear,
I would star in your eyes,
Live on your cheeks,
Die on your lips,
But if you were one of my tear,
I would never cry for the fear of losing you…

Log Kehtay Hay Ki Haseen Mar Jatay Hain
To Sitaray Ban Jatay Hain
May Kehti Hu Jab Sitaray Gir Jatay Hain
To Tum Jaisay Dost Ban Jatay Hain…

Lets come together to have a resolution to spread
Love and Peace in Lives on this Honorary Day…
Happy Gudi Padwa

Life partner is always perfect and fine as it has been chosen for us from heavens, so we pray for your best life in this stage of world.
Happy Wedding Day

It's hard to detect good luck-
It looks so much like something you've earned.

Y Do Rlations Break?


Itz Coz Ppl Fail To Realize Dat:-





'If U Cant Handle Sumone At Their Worst,

Den U Dont Desrve Them At Their Best

Daagh-e-Sajood agar teri Peshani pe ho to kya
Koi aisa SAJDA bhi ker k Zameen pe Nishan rahe..!

I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.

Sisters are blossoms in the garden of life.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!

Given here is a good collection of ‘Happy Thanksgiving’ SMS, which you can use to wish your friends and family members on the special day.

Hai....
Lokathinthe naana bhagathulla ella malayalikalkum enthe sneham niranja ONAASHAMSAKAL.

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.

Tusi Hsde ho sanu hasaan vaste
Tusi ronde ho saanu rovan vaste
Ek war rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javage tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baisakhi da din hai khushiya manan vaste.
Baisakhi diyan vadhayia

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are my wishes for you and your family on this Diwali..

swatantrya dinacha marathi sms:
bharato mam deshosya,
bharatiyachya bandhwa,
paranurakti rasmin.. me deshasti mam sarvada.!

When I think of you
I instantly smile
With that smile
There are so many memories.

There is something about you
that is not replaceable
for no one could fill
the void you would leave

Raj karega khalsa, aakee rehae naa koe,
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh!

Happy Gurpurab....!

O my mind, keep the thoughts of True Lord forever inside you and feel the bliss of peace..

Happy Gurpurab...!!

Jaise Ram ji ne Jeeta Lanka Ko,
Waise app bhi jeeten saari duniya.
Is dussehre mil jayen app ko,
Duniya bhar ki saari khushiyan.
Happy dussera.............!!!!!!!!!!!

Remembering you with respect
and affection for making each lesson
for enjoyable session... HAPPY TEACHER's DAY..!

When it comes to teaching no one can compete with you. Happy teachers day...!

it's my LAST msg for you?

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last bole to...!
L:love you always..!
A:all time miss you..!
S:save you in my heart..!
T:true Friend in my life..!

Thori hi sahi magar ek yad to hai
Kuch na sahi magar koi bat to hai
Na sonch kar bhi ham kisi ko sonchate hai
Nigahon se dur hi sahi
Koi dil ke pas to hai