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Man''s love is of man''s life a part; it is a woman''s whole existence. In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love.
Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz
Some people r Worth 2b Thrwon, Some r Good 2Keep, Some r 2b Treasured
4ever, and i Think ur one 2b Thrown...... in the Treasure Box 2b kept
4EVER:)
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxodermist, ''So you want them mounted?'' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; ''No. Holding hands will do just fine.''
How do you catch an elephant?
First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a loadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!
What have you done wrong if your wife walks into the living room and slaps you.
You have left the chain to long.
Love, by its very nature, is unworldly, and it is for this reason rather than its rarity that it is not only apolitical but anti-political, perhaps the most powerful of all anti-political human forces.
We''ve got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can''t just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it''s going to get on by itself. You''ve got to keep watering it. You''ve got to really look after it and nurture it.
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.''s.
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb.
You can''t filter perfect ness, but you can filter wrongs and faults; no one ever said love was perfect