Love Wishes Collection - Page 11

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U''n me forever..
and ever and ever!

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"U R SOMEONE 4 THE WORLD, BUT 4 SOMEONE U R THE WORLD"

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.

Love is like an hourglass
With the heart filling up
As the brain empties

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

"Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow-ripening fruit."

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."

Every touch reminds my heart just how much I love you.

If enduring pain, braving shame, despising one''s self for the sake of affection and accepting misery without question is the definition of love - then, I LOVE YOU.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu''s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu''s skeleton when he was child

Agar tum janna chahati ho kay me tumse kitna pyar kart hoon to barish kay qatron ko aath ki mutthi me jama karo. Jitne jama karsako utna tum pyar karti ho aur jitne mutthi me na aah sake utna me pyar karta hoonm

Der r 3 angels sent frm heaven - 1st one 2 guide u in ol ur doins, 2nd 2 guard n save u from harm n 3rd angel s destined to txt u. Ahem!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Teacher: Hamein machcharon ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.

When everything goes wrong, push! When you wish for something, push! When people don''t understand, push. When you wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!

Here is a collection of some really funny love quotes. Smirk, smile or just laugh aloud after reading these funny love quotes. Better yet, email this link to your friends. And enemies. I bet you will have the last laugh. Ha Ha!

What do Victor Hugo, Carl Jung, John Lennon, Louisa May Alcott, and Socrates have in common? The answer is that they have all commented on the ways of love. Love as a subject has found favor with many. If you are looking for a famous love quote, you will quite likely find it on this page.

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I mis u when I laugh and cry , bcoz I know that u r the only one who makes my laughter grow and my tears disappeared . missing u soooooooo much my sweet heart

It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters.

*~Don’t ask God for a easy life,ask him to make you a strong person~*

wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone , theres no need to fear, just give me a call and u no ill be here! x