Rahul Wishes Collection - Page 15

Red White Red White Red White Red White Red White.....

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Flash message!

Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Tu dur hai mujse or paas b hai,Teri kami ka kahin ehsas b hai.Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere,Par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai

Who was d 1st Indian Woman 2 fly abroad.
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. . . . . Sita with
Ravan . . .

Mallika Sherawat went to a shop in a two piece swimming costume
Guard, "Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed..."
Mallika, "Kaunsa utaroon ?"

Frndship is a promise spoken by d heart, it is not given by pledge, it is not written on paper, it is a promise renewed every time.. good morning..

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I''m ready for war.

if 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 5 ppl pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 1 person prays 4 u, dats ME, if no 1 pray 4 u, it means

MENU HOR VI KUM NE

TRUE FRNDS r like mornings,u can''t have them 4 the whole day but u can b sure they will b there for u today,tomorow & always......... Gud morning.

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden

Wht do U cll a h&cuffed man?
Trus2rthy.

A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I''ve tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I''ve cried.

"I know more than you, because you think you know something, whereas I know I know nothing."
- Socrates

“Darkness can hide a multitude of sins.”
- “Dana Scully” from “The X Files” in “Episode”

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne..
assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe
loki yaar laben nu firde ne
assi labhia yaar gava baithe

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there''s one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!

Care is the main ingredient that keeps true friendships alive despite separation, distance and time. Care sustains love. Since I can''t see you, let my care be with you, friend!

"I cried because I had no shoes till I saw a man with no feet". Life is full of blessings sometimes we''re just too blind to see them.......

When
I
Pray

I
don"t
C
God.
But
I
know


He
listens.

When
I
SMS

I
don"t
C
U.
But
I
know

U
think
of
Me
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