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When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It''s either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"
See there''s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It''s the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.
What''s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.
If you have it [Love], you don''t need to have anything else, and if you don''t have it, it doesn''t matter much what else you have.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
When tears come out of your eyes, reason "you r sad"
When you smile, reason "you are happy"
But When you receive a mesg without any reason, it means??
"YOU ARE SPECIAL"
With both hands I sought my gift,
I still did not have a clue,
Then God put your hand in mine,
And said His gift to me was YOU!
No matter how sad, no matter how sick,
I feel better just thinking of you...
But I''m happier each time I send you a message
Coz I know I''ll be disturbing you!
some people says 4 life money is important;some says wealth is important,some says beauty is important.but we say 4 life only &only a good friend is important.........just like u,,,,
D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... "
when i saw U, I hold my breathe and thought......
would U be mine...
would i be urs....
would i be able to feel u....
suddenly.....
i thought
it was a fantasy where I was living..
but U made me believe fantacy may become reality..
(For advanced learners... and teachers?)
Early one morning, one of the gods was galloping around Mount Olympus. Invigorated by the brisk breeze, he shouted euphorically, "I''m Thor!"
His stallion looked back at him and reminded him, "That''th becauthe you forgot the thaddle, thilly!"
Said to a railroad engineer:
What''s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn''t have a schedule?
Patient: ''Doctor, sorry to trouble you again, but what can you give me for flat feet?''
Doctor: ''What about a bicycle pump?''
''Doctor, doctor! How can I get this ugly mole off my face?''
''Get your dog to chase it back into its hole.''
Chand ki diwaar na todi par pyar bhara dil tod dia,
Kuch chiller paiso ke liye Tum ne $M$ kar na chod dia.. :)
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight.I would
climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night.
Darling I miss you so much.
Despite the Old saying "Don"t Take Your Troubless &
Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their
wives!!! WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
hi,i know u r sleeping now.so i dont wand to disterb u.
but this "beeb beeb" is my sweet kiss.i wil give it againe.
so keep in touch
Memorable moment are celebrated together,
You are my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss you even more this New Year,
Hope this 2017 bring Happiness for you Dear.