Rajat Wishes Collection - Page 11

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
It''s ass.

Kissing is a merging of two lips, two souls and two spirits that makes them divine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, nothing is more sweeter than kissing you.

There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear.

Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude.

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy. He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
A man who''s too drunk to follow orders.

Roses are redish,
Violets are blueish,
If it wasn''t for Christmas,
We''d all be Jewish.

What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers?
Nuclear fission.

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence

What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose.

These two things are come unto thee; who shall be sorry for thee? desolation, and destruction, and the famine, and the sword: by whom shall I comfort thee? / Thy sons have fainted, they lie at the head of all the streets, as a wild bull in a net: they are full of the fury of the LORD, the rebuke of thy God.

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.

Every Hour I think of U
Every Minut I think of U
Every Second I think of U
I 4 U and I Die 4 U
It''s not 4 days, It''s not 4 weeks,
It''s not 4 months or years, It''s 4 ever.

{specially 4 my friend} who is friend?
a push when u r stopped......
a touch when u r lost....
a word when u r quiet ...
a smile when u r sad......
& a shoulder when u r cry.....
so dnt worry MAIN HOON NA!
GOD LUCK AND BEST OF ALL THE LUCK.

I looked for my God; my God eluded me. I looked for my soul; my soul I could not see. I looked for a friend and I found all three.

GOOD LOOKS CATCHES EYES BUT GOOD PERSONALITIE CATCHES HEARTS YOU ARE BLESSED WITH BOTH

bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte,
jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte,
agar unko mohabbat hai toh hum se akar izaar kare,
peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte.

When it RAINS.. U doNT c da sun.. BuT ITS THERE.. Hope we kan b LYK DAT ..
We doNT C EAch ada buT WE´l alwaYS B dER 4 EÄCH oDA

U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
Those words run thru my head day & night,
I dreamt u held me & made me see,
That Forever together we would be!

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don''t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

"Are you an organ donor?"
"No, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army."

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Kiss''s r blown + kiss''s r wasted kiss''s rnt kiss''s unless they r tasted, kiss''s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship
within the family, but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship."

Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimagh se,
Na rango se,
Na greetings se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Eid Mubarak ho direct DIL se...