Rajat Wishes Collection - Page 13

Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong! I''m ringing the good luck chime to bring you luck every time.

I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday and Tevery other day!

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted!

A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.

Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the?

I love you not as something private and personal, which is my own, but as something universal and worthy of love which I have found.

/ /I
I I/ This is
a prezzy 4 u....
wanna see whats inside?

("*")
''v''
my heart

and

my luv (",)

hope the
friendship we
share

lasts forever!

I miss you utna
You miss me jitna
I miss u tabse
You miss me jabse
I miss u tabtak
You miss me jabtak
You miss me jaane kabtak But i miss u marte dum tak.

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you

“You call it Madness, but I call it Love” ~Don Byas

Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the, aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…

The leaves may forget the tree, the waves may forget the sea, the flowers may forget the bee, or even YOU may forget me, BUT I will NEVER EVER forg...

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world

îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î''M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î''ll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í''Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

2006 Sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor,
Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

hi,i know u r sleeping now.so i dont wand to disterb u.but this "beeb beeb" is my sweet kiss.i wil give it againe.so keep in touch

I always felt that my greatest asset was not my physical ability, it was my mental ability. -Bruce Jenner

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. -Oscar Ameringer

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.

...........TO MY...................
.........VALENTINE...............
....I LOVE YOU SO COMPLEETLY.....
......OUR LOVE IS A DEEP.........
........AS THE ACEAN.............
....AS HIGH AS THE STARS........
.............AND.................
,,,,,,,,,AS SPECIAL,,,,,,,,,,,,
.,.,.,.,.AS THE SKY.,.,.,.,.,..

“Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties”~Jules Renord

Har waqt jiska khayal rehta hai,wo to mere dil ke pass rehta hai,mil jata hai sakoon jiski ek jhalak se uska haqeqat me hi nahi sapno me bhi intejaar rehta
hai.

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds…
are left…. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI…