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Kaal
Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal
DAD TO SON: When i beat u how do u controll ur anger.
son: I START CLEANING TOILET
DAD: how does that satisfies u?
SON:i clean with ur tooth brush
hum wo nahi jo tuje gum mein chod dege,
hum wo nahi jo tujese naata tod denge,
hum to tere wo dost hai, jo agar teri saase band ho to
apni saase jod denge.
Always ask God to give u wht u deserve & not what u desire. UR desires may be few but u deserves a lot. Have a Great Day!
Whatever happens to ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem to b solved but a gift to b enjoyed. Make everyday ur best day!
Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati,
Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati,
Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se,
Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati.
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
Intezaar rehta har shaam tera,
yaadein katati hain le-le kar naam tera...
Muddat se baithe hain yeh aas paale,
Ki aaj aayega koi paigaam tera....
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari.....
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari...
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
aa sajna kite ral-mil bahiye
sun meri te kuj apni suna
nahi pata kado chal vasna ae
aive rus ke na waqt langaah
Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
wen u fil dat nodoby luvs u.. dat nobody cares.. wen all u can do is cry n walk away bcoz evryone is against u... then u are the weakest link! GOODBYE!!!
Aaj hum aapko pani se coca cola banana sikhate hain.
Ek bottle pani lo
Freezer me rakho
1 ghante baad nikalo
Pani thanda ho jayga
Aur
Thanda matlab coca cola
SRDAR rec an invitation to party which said"BROWN TIE ONLY".When He went 2party,he was surprised 2 find others wearing Pants & shirts too!
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn''t sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..
Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.
B happy, always wear a smile; not bcoz life is full of reason to smile but bcoz ur Smile itself is a reason 4 many others to SMILE.
GOOD MORNING !
Classic definition - High heels is a device invented by women who were tired of being kissed on the forehead!!!!!!;-))))
Song frm MACHIS:? Chunni leke soti thi kamaal lagti thi..
lo..
kalllo baat...
sirf chunni lekar soegi to kamaal to lagegi hi.