Angad Wishes Collection - Page 11

I don''t know what you think of me, but I hope it''s X-rated.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won''t make you cry.

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Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

Love is timeless, it is the memory of past, the happiness of today and the promise of tomorrow.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"

I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel.

. Man loves money, bees love honey, flowers love dew, and I love you!

We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched as surely they will be by the better angels of our nature.

True friends are two people who are comfortable sharing silence together.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Nahi fursat ,yakeen karo hamin kuch aurkernay ki............
Teri baatain teri yaadain bohat masroof rakhti hain..........

Count your age with friends but not with years

"Let your best be for your friend..."

It is more shameful to distrust one''s friends than to be deceived by them.

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.

What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.

Happiness is like a dick. It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realize how big it grows...

Lady: I''m warning u, my hubby is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I''m not doing anything.
Lady: That''s why I''m warning u. Hurry up.

If death is the only way we will part then let me die with you because I cannot live without you. BUT I cannot die because my heart is with you .

I knew I would look back on my tears and laugh, but I never thought I would look back on my laughs and cry. Please don''t hurt me darling

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Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I''m still keeping you or I''m letting go..