Love Wishes Collection - Page 4

Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?
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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain. .

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi…

Suna hai Yaad may hamari,

kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….?

Chalo Hain to ye bhi aansu,

bas zara rasta bhatak gaye hain

Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen.

Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat hy,

Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hotay hen

Don’t be close with someone who makes u happy…
be close wit someone who can’t be happy without u..
It makes a lot of difference in life

Welcome 2
Radio Bed FM
Dis is Dj Bedsheet
Hngin Out wid Dj Pilow
4 Nw I’l Play U A Song Intitled
SleepTyt Dozn ov Swit Drimz 4m d album

Yaad aye kabhi to aankhein band na karna,
Hum chalain bhi jayein to ghum na karna,
yeh zaruri nahi k hamhare rishtey ka koi naam ho,
par mohabbat ka ehsaas dil se kam na karna

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…

School Bhej DiA

press down to prove that you are sweet

ajji bas vi karo

tussi pehlay he itnay sweet ho!
fir vi press kiye ja rahay ho
Sweet Heart

Asi v smart ha,
tusi v smart ho,
sada v rang saaf hai,
tuhada v rang saaf hai,
bas ik chota jeha fark hai,
asi dil to saaf hai,
te tusi dimag ton saaf ho

Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya
Frishta na paker ker khoob mara
Admi utha aur bola
Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda

Main tawadi foto khicha!…
Ready?
Es-tedy
Muskrao!
Click!…
Developing…………..?
Wah bhai wah!

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ha ha ha…..

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,
par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda.
Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,
RAJ nu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai

Laley di jaan,
Sade wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi ha bahut pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jaan

kuj shoq ha yar faqiree da.
kuj ishq ne dar dar rol dita.
kuj sajna hajat na chori.
kuj zaher raqeebaain ghol deta .
kuj hijir feraqda rung charia .
kuj dard mahianmol deta.
kuj har gai qismat majnoh de.
kuj pyar wich dhoka dhool deta

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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A very very HAPPY & safe DIWALI

Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI and Surakshit Diwali

Pathake,Phooljhariyon ke saath,
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,
Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare?
Have a Happy and Safe Diwali

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
dear ones lives.
Wish you and ur Family very very HAPPY & SAFE DIWALI

“Tu Meri Jind Jaan Warga“

“Saday Pind nu Jandi raah warga“

“Tenu bhuliyay vi kinjh yaara“

“Tu aanday janday saah warga“

Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

“Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..” ;-)

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

Tu$i door gae INTEZAR kita
Tu$i Ru$ gae RAZI kita Tu$i Yaad aai Mi$ kita
Jab Mi$ kita $m$ kita.
IK Gal Da$o $ub kuj main kita TU$I ki kita…..

Ae Mere Rabba,

“Dey Carry Dabba”

Ae Mere Maula,

“Dey 86 Corolla”

Ae Mere Maula,

“Sutt Bumb Da Gola”

Na Raway Board,

“Na Pawy Result Da Rola”

(Aameen)

Dunia badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne,
ithho tak k haneria raata de sitare badal jande ne.
TUHADA koi kasoor ni yaaro,
door reh k ta sare badal jande ne

Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai, par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.

Banta:- Sadi Jaan te bani hai, tera haasa ho gya.
Santa:- Sada Vyah v nahi hoya te Tere Kaka ho gya.

kyo k itna pyar tumko, karte hai hum. Kya jaan loge hamari sanam. Mere dil ki tum thodi c kadar kar lo. Hum tum pe marte hai, itna to fikar kar lo.

Ni tu shad k gariban diya yaaria, fire mardi tu uchiya udariya. Meri jholi vich haase paun waliye, ni kyo hanjuya vich rod dita, Pahla mere pishe TAARE rahi tod di te ajj mera DIL tod dita.