monu Wishes Collection

Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna ha?
Johnny: Chasme(opticals) ke saath 75kg.
Doctor. Aur chasme ke bagir?
Johnny: Vo mujhe dikhta hi nahi.

Teacher:Aasman me udne wali cheez ande deti hai, zameen pe rehne wali bache deti hai. kaun hai joaasman me udti hai par bachche zameen par deti hai? Chintu:Airhostess!

yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe jin hon ne kutre tere baaal.