KUMAR Wishes Collection - Page 3

Q:There is always a sign board 'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,but never near girls' college..Why?
Ans: BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!!

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keep this locket safe as it contains our photo. Proof of our Frndship..

They all had trouble defining frienship..I can't understand how they could not get the right word.Then i took ur name & discussion was Over.

A relationship is a two way street. It's never all your fault or the other persons. You go into the relationship together and work through it all together.

HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND

THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,

HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE

JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2

Though special times like birthdays


seem the nicest ones by far to tell you very lovingly

how wonderful you are

You surely know you're loved a lot

each day the whole year through

And are always wished the special things

that mean the most to you.

Sweet Roses are Easy to Catch, Sweet Words are Easy to Speak... But Sweet relations R hard 2 get....
But My Good Luck, I got U..

Share A Heart Which Never Break,
Share A Smile Which Never Hurts,
Give A Touch Which Never Pains,
Maintain A Relationship Which Never Ends.

making relation is very simple but keepingit is very difficult if i failany time, give me grace marks because i dont want to loose friends like u
always remember you.

sharing the lovely relationship not only depends on d spoken wordsbut it also depends on understanding dunspoken words…

relationships does not get closer by meeting,its sweentend by thoughts, i care for u in my own way,u will never know, perheps i will never show.

Relationship is not finding Gold or Silver among the Rocks of life...
It is accepting each other as Coal till Diamonds are formed with Time...

Do u know the best realation in life? It's between 2eyes They blink 2gether, cry 2gether & sleep 2gether. But still they can never see each other.

The best way to
remain happy in any relationship is to
treat people the way
you would like to
be treated.

Our Relationship is like a book, it may take few seconds to burn but years to write. Write it carefully and never let it burn.

Some relations never demand personal presence.
Its d confidence in d relation which makes u aware dat wen u need a frd, I'm always with u!!

In our life we don't need more & more relationships!
Wat we need is more & more life in our relationships!
May our relationship always be full of life!!!

All the relationship is a two way street. It's never all your fault or the other persons. You go into the relationship together and work through it all together.

All Trust is the base for all relation a single mistake can spoil entire relation even if a single T misses it will RUST the entire relation.

feel a feel,a funny feel and a funny feel,a feel and if you feel the feel,I feel.I feel you feel the feel,i feel.

Wood Chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjol

Mr. See's Saw
Mr. See had a saw
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
before Soar saw See

Doctor (Version 1)
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?

A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Happy Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as speial to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay

Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.