sharma Wishes Collection - Page 4

Rab Buri Nazar Se Bachaye Aapko,
Chand Sitaro Se Sajaye Aapko,
Gam Kya Hota Hai Bhool Hi Jao Aap,
Khuda Zindagi Me Itna Hasaye Aapko..

Garmi me b foreigners india ghumne a rhe h

Wah wah



Garmi me bi foreigners india ghumne a rhe h




Daya Pata karo bacche cid ke msgs Kaha se la rhe h.

Chidya ka Bacha: Maa asman kitna bada hai?Chidya: Bache ko apne pankho me le k boli Bache mere pankhon se chota hai.Nothing is Bigger than Mother's LOVE...

Santa- Jado mai chota c,menu ik kuri nal pyar ho gya,te mai usde 4 bhrawa nal gal v karli c.
Banta-Fer ki hoya?
Santa-aje tak siddha tureya nai janda.

BOY- Mere papa k aage amer se amer log tak katori le ke khade rehte hai. GIRL- aise kitne amer ho tum? BOY- Actually papa gol-gappe ki redi lagate hai. :-)

NARI KE CHAKKAR ME BHULO MAT YARI LAAT MAREGI NARI TO YAAD AYEGI YARI BAAT MANO HMARI BAN JAO BRAMHACHARI YE JANKARI JANHIT ME JARI SAMJHE BHAI BAAT HAMARI

A frnd is not a prsn who gives ur bail if u r in jail for sum mistake

A frnd is a person who is sitting wid u n jail & saying "Bola tha na saale,phas jaenge"!

Aasman ki bulndiyo par naam ho apka, chand ki darti par mukam ho apka,Hum to rahte hai choti -si duniya me, par kuda kare sara jhan ho apka.

Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.
Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.
Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)

Kyun dost?






kya baat hai?





harwaqt



PREGNANT

hi rehte ho kya?

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jab bhi message karti hoon tumhari



"DELIVERY REPORT"

Aa jati h.

Har Sajda AapKa
Manzur-e-Khuda Ho Jaye.

Aap Ki Duaon Me Rab Ki Raza Ho Jaye.

Khuda AapKo Itni Khushiya De K AapKi Zindagi Se Lafz-e-gum fanaah ho jaye.

Barso baad na jane kya sama hoga
Hm sab dosto me se na jane kaun kaha hoga
Phir milna hua to milenge khwabo me
Jaise sukhe gulab milte h kitabo me

Har taraf koi kinara na hoga...

Har waqt koi sahara na hoga...

Kar le aajmaish tu sare jahan ki...

Humare jaisa koi dost tumhara na hoga.

Tum cute ho .
Tum sweet ho.
Tum speciall ho .
Tum innocent ho . @
Pata karo yeh afwahen kaun faila rha hai.

Heart melting lines of one side lover-Be4 i die,i wish 2 donate my blood 2 her,so dat atleast my blood could enter her heart where i couldn't... :-(

ANGER Comes Alone
Bt TAKES AWAY all the GOOD
Qualities FROM Us.

PATIENCE Too Comes Alone,
Bt
BRINGS All the GOOD Qualities To Us.

So Be with It....

Do u know whats the relation btn smile and ur face?
Ur face luks gud with a smile, bt smile luks more gud when it is on ur face.
KEEP SMILING .

Hum lakh achche hain par log kharab kehte hain,
bigda hua hamko nawab kehte hain,
hum to aise badnaam ho gaye hain,
ki paani bhi piye to log sharab kehte hain. Gnt

Is dil ki ek 'condition' jisme nhe kisi ko 'permision' sirf ap jaise dost ko hai 'admision' woh bhi bina 'donation' so just maintain sweet 'relation'.

Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
''doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?''

Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to chitrgupt hu...

Don't expect anythin from life,expectations hurt.
Wen u don't expect,every moment is a surprise & surprise brings happiness wid it..

Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlour...

"Dont whistle at d girl going out from here...

.....she might be ur grandmother...!!

Yad Apko Hum Har Pal kar Lete he
Free Baithe Purani Yadon Ko Taja Kr Lete he
Agr Na Aaye koi SMS Apka
To Purane Ko hi Bar-Bar Padh Lete hain.gud morning

Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta- isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon

Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar...
Kisi ko na THI mere pyaar ki khabar....

Diagram galat ho Gaya....rubber de rubber...:-D

Arz kiya hai,ki Gam hai aurTanhai He wah wah ! Gum hai aur Tanhai he abe bhai tum b msg karo maine kya"Ambani" ka ladka pataya hai..!!!:-:->

school me ki masti aur pad gayi mar,
wah wah

school me ki masti aur pad gayi mar..
wah wah

ab "Nimbu ki Shakti" k saath naya VIM bar.

Jindagi har pal khas nahi hoti, phulo ki khusboo hamesa paas nahi hoti, milna humari taqdeer me likha tha, varna itni pyari dosti kabhi ittefaq nahi hoti

Koi aisa dost banaya jaye.jiske aasuon ko palkon main chhupaya jaye. rehe uska mera rista aisa. ki agar woh rahe udaas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye.

Ruth gaye hamare sab ChahneWale, Ruth gaye hame sab MananeWale, Ab toh mobile bhi humse puchta hai, Ki kahan chup gaye tumko SMS bhejnewale..