sharma Wishes Collection - Page 6

An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend "SO MUCH" that her boyfriend can't afford another girl in his life..!! ;-)gm

Kabhi yad aaye to phone karlena
paise kam ho to SMS kar lena
agar ye b na kar sake to mobile
dahi me dal kar vibrestion on kar lena or
LASSI Tayyar

HOSPiTAL attendance

LANGDA

Present sir,

BEHRA

Presnt sir,

ANDHA

Presnt,



MENTAL



MENTAL

MENTAL

SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.gn

31st or 1st april doesnt matter. Fool is always a fool,wishing u a very happy n prosperous fools day.To d king of fools by the prince of cools. Its ur day.:-)

3 Idiots PJ:Once Rancho, Raju n Farhan went 4 an evenin walk.Suddenly wind came n Rancho was blown away! Why? bcoz "BEHTI HAWA SA THA WO"

R u Fed Up With 4Ward Msgs..Read This One 'erac ekat' 'etin dug' 'zmrd teews' 'llew peels' Dis Is Not a Fwd Msg..This Is a Bckwd Msg..

People are Not "DIFFICULT" People are "DIFFERENT"If We Understand this We can Save many Relations in Life

Lips r lyk frnds.If we say Studyng,readng,writing d lips wil nvr join!
Bt if we say roaming,bunking playng,shoping saale fat se jud jate h...:-)

Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi!Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti hai!

Uljhan agar koe a jaye to humse na chupana, agar sath na de juban to aakhon se jatana, har kadam par sath hai hum apke, dost bnaya hai to zarur azamana.

Never be wOrried if sOmeOne dOesn't like yu fOr d way u are-
bcoz der is always sOmeOne else whO likes u evenmOre fOr d same nature

Kisi k exam me number badhwane ho to hume Naam aur Roll number send kar dena. .
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"Hm Dua Krenge".:-):-)

A spcl poem 4 a priceless frnd- Luv z lyk a silent rose wid evry petal of gold.. Bt frnshp z lyk a livng flowr wid luv in evry fold..:-)

Mourn of a professor: I don mind wen studnts luk at their watch during lectures. Bt I get angry wen they remove their watch & shake it to c if its working..

kanjus mat ban Bacha,balance ka moh paap hoga,tere mobile me balance behisab hoga,kar de sms humko nhi to tera mobile sabse pehle kharab hoga.

Never give a special place 2 any1,
Bcos its easy 2giv that place
but
it "HURTS" when that person doesn't realise the value of that place.
~G:-):-)d M:-)RNING~

gam e jindgi n har dam aashu diye h...


gam e jindgi n har dam aashu diye h...


DAYA lagta h dono khoon ek hi aadmi n kiye h.........

Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid on heating..???...........................Ans:- BESAN KE PAKODE.

@Humne waqt se bahut wafaa ki..
Lekin waqt humse bewafai kar gaya...
Kuchh to hamare Nasib bure the..
kuchh unka humse jee bhar gaya..

@Aapka sms humesha khaas hota h,
wo humari dosti ka raaz hota h,
Hum bhale turant sms na kare,
Lekin fir b agle sms ka intzaar hota h.

Apki hasti hui zindagi ki rahon mein,hazaro phool lutati hui bahar aaye,chalo toh sitare nisar ho tum par, haso toh phoolo ko b pyar aaye.

Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch...... Wah wah
Visualisation mat karo aage pado......
Ladke ne kiya ladki ko touch.......


Asli masale sach sach MDH MDH ;-)

DRINK Karo to aankhen laal,
MEHANDI lagao to hath laal,
KISS karo to lips laal,
PAKDE gaye to hips laal,
BACH gaye to jiyo mere laal :-)

Ladki_ maa...
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe baar baar kiss kar k bhag jata hai maa muskura ke boli_bada shararti hai... bilkul apne baap par gaya hai

Zindgi ki rahon me ishq na mile,Is bedrd zmane me kuch na mile,Hum gam kyu kare ki hume wo na mile,Are gam to wo kare jinhe hum na mile..

Zindagi Me Do Cheeze Bahut Takleef Deti Hai-


1 Wo Jis Se Mohabat Na Ho Uske Sath Rehna

1 Wo Jis Se Mohabat Ho Uske Bagair Rehna

Diffrence btwn LOVE n FRIENDSHIP:Balance nahi hai fir b kuch b karke baat karna is LOVE.&Balance hone k baad b call nahi karna is FRNDSHIP...

Apko her safar me kinara miLega,
chamakta hua her sitara milega.

aayegi apke chehre per rounak,

juB apko sms humara milega....

Zindagi kuch pal ki maisahiouttahonahotadtamjoadhaptwamj adhaptwamjamjadjdajkjadmgtmmj Nahi padha ja raha Na? Forward kar Do, Tension Lena ka Nahi... Dene Ka!