sharma Wishes Collection - Page 10

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

Hamari jindagi me Apka Mukaam Bhut Khas Hai,har pal Ape Ki Duri ka Ehsaas Hai .Jab Apke Sms Nahi Aata Toh Lagta Hai Ki Ajj Hamare Mobile Ka "UPWAAS" Hai.

Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..

Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?

Baba kehnda h "kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..''

Duniya k 5 Muskil kaam. 1.Murgi Ko Lipstick lagna, 2.Hathi Ko God me Bithana, 3.Cockroch Ko pyar karna, 4.Machar Ko Kapday Pehnana. aur Aapko Bhul jana.

Lao v mitro,kotiya te rajaiya nu karo maaf, cooler te A.C kar lo saaf, par subha vich rakhio narmi, hun bina nahae gal ni ban ni, mere valo saria nu happy garmi

My swt heart. My,kuchikuchi. my,nonudonu. my,golumolu. my,darling. my,sweet-sweet. "DOGGY" pata nai kaha chala gaya, tumhare ghar to nahi aya;)

F'ship is a 1 Way Road 2 b Travelled by 2,
wid Hand in Hand,To Care,
To Share,To 4giv,2 Luv &
2 Say Silently
"I'm Always
wid U".

"Bichadne K Baad Kabhi Mile Agar Zindgi Me,
To Kahi Dekh Kar Nazre Na Jhuka Lena,
"Dekha Hai Apko Kahi Shayad."
Yahi Kah Kar Haath Mila Lena...

Zindgi Imtihan Nhi PYAR Mangti H.. Nazar Se Jo Door Ho Uska DEEDAR Mangti H.. Apne Liye To ZINDGI Kuchh Bhi Nhi H Lekin.. Aapke K Liye Duaa HAZAAR Mangti H....

1Bacha roj mandir jata tha.or Chapal churata tha,aisa karke usne paise ikhte kiy or 1mobile kharida,vidhi ka vidhan dekho aj vahi bacha apni story pad rha h....

santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
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Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
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Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c...

Life time thought : "The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you. They will realize ur worth one day"..!!

2 frenz aftr exam1st:Xam kaunsa tha?2nd:May b Maths1st: Matlab tu xam kr k aya h?2nd:Nhi yaar sath wali Ladki k hath me calculatar tha..

Nice line-"When u love some1, Dnt make them love u as much as u do.. but love them so much that they Dnt want to be loved by anyone except U. .

PSPTQRRSHSRRPQSARPSQPRKSRQP-PQRSTQPSROSPRQ-PSQRNQRRSPASPQSSRHPSRIQRS-SPRRGPRSRARQSYPRSSQEPRSQS? Sirf "P,Q,R,S" ko delete karo jo baqi rahay uska jawab do.

Never make Ur frenz feel alone whil U r on Earth...Disturb dem as mch as U cn...Lt dem feel ur presnce..!!Show dem U r DAMM ALIVE..!!Lik I alwys do...

Roye hum iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar...
Ke laash khud uthkar boli ..
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LE TU MARLEY,
PEHLE...!!! :-);-

Zindgi bdi udas hai,mujhe lgi pyaas hai,cow charti ghas hai,mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,mai uska sar fod dunga jisne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai...*

M.O.H.A.B.B.A.T Karoge to ye sub milega M-Maut O-Ooljhan H-Haadsa A-Aansoo B-Barbadi B-Bewafai A-Andhera T-Tanhai so dont take risk in life ok friend.

Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi Birthday Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the Kehne lage- Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he...

Teri zindagi me kabhi gam na ho...
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teri ankhen kabhi nam na ho...
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meri dua hai tujhe mile ek smart sa dulha jiska weight 150 KG se km na ho..

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseet k School le ja rhe the
Ye dekh 1Aadmi bola:Jane do Beta,Ye Khud School aa jyga.
Bachhe:Ye Bachha Nai Master Hai ;-)

Teeth said 2 Tongue"If i jst press ulittle hard, u wil get cut.Tongue replied:"If i misuse 1 word againstsome1,then all the 32 of u wil comeout at once"

Lamha Lamha waqt guzr jaega..Kuch hi palo mein exam aa jaega...THODA padh le aye dost...Tu Koi ranchoddas chanchad Nhi.. Jo bina pade TOP kar jaega...

'Dosti' ke network ke liye jaruri hai: 1.Frienship ka miss call, 2.Pyaar ka sms, 3.Rishton ki ring tone, 4.Pyaar ka coverage, 5.Bharose ki lifetime validity.

Na jane aap kis baat ki saja dete hai,meri hasti ankhon ko rula dete hai.Ab to muddat se khabar b nhi aayi apki .kya is tarah koi apno ko bhula dete hai?

dosti phul se karoge to mehak jaoge sawan se karoge to bheeg jaoge suraj se karoge to jal jaoge mujhse karoge to sudhar jaoge .

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.,.Happy da motorcycle khambe vch ja wajeya!! Kinni wari kiha c k Happy Holi.

Samosay ? ? ? ? ? COFFE l"'"'l l___!? Jlebi @@@ Pkode ???? Ye lo! Aaj meri tarf se 2 din pahle holi KI "PARTY"! Happy holi

Wo Kon C Sabzi Hai jiska pahla Lafz Kat De To 1 kimti Cheeze Ka Naam OR Last kat De TO Sweet DISH OR dono kat dai to 1 Ladki ka naam ban jata hai?