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Kya apki skin dhool mitti se affect ho rahi hai?to har roj subah lagaiye"ASIAN PAINT"jo dhool ko tikne na de...
Why do men spend so much time on improvng their STYLES & not their MIND?Bcoz they know that Women are STUPID but not BLIND!
A kid went 2school 4the first time.Teacher told her ifu had 2 go 2 Toilet,raise ur index finger.Kid is puzzled n asks,Thats going 2 stop it?
In 1975,3 birds wer flyin n suddenly they died.Y?....Coz neeche gabbar singh bolta hai..Aadmi 3 aur goli 6,bahot nainsafi hai dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu
Rose born for beauty , Jasmine born for Smell , You born for Smile , I born for See you ,but We 2 born for lovely FRIENDSHIP
However high the sky may be,However wide the River may be,However strong the wind may be Just Remember we are the Best Friend Forever…
Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega. Wah Wah.. Ram Chandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega Volume Kam Kar Pappa Jag Jayega
Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say: Tum Kis Din Paida Howay? Dosra Pagal: Itwar Ko. Pehla Pagal: Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay Ha...
Man:
Among My 4 Sons 3 R MBA’s.
Friend:
4th?
Man:
He Didnt Study & Became A Barber
Friend:
Y D0nt U Throw Him Out?
Man:
Woi To
GHAR Ka Kharcha Chala Raha Hai..
Man Knows Man’s Nature…
Customer:
I Need A Ladies Suit…
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Shopkeeper:
Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaon?
Boy To Gym Coach: I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days. Which Machine Should I Use? . . . . . . . . . Coach: Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym!...
A Boy Marries A Gun...'Bandook' And Suddenly All Starts Worship Him.. Do U Know Why..? . . He Becomes Gun-Pati.. . ! !.!
Teacher: DELHI May Kutubminaar Hai.. A Student Was Sleeping.. Teacher Wakes Him Up & Asks: "Wht Did I Say"? Student: "Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai" :-)
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho? Bhadur Ya Khubsurat? Student: Dono, Yani . . . "Heroinchi"
Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai? Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….
A Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:
I’ve Lost My Wife,
Will U Plz Talk To Me
For A Few Minutes
Lady:
Why
Man:
Coz, Whenevr I Talk To Ladies,
She Apears From Somewhere.
Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi: Bv Ki Khubsurti K Mutabiq Dedo Dulha Ne 10 Rupay De Diye Achank Hawa Se Lrki Ka Ghunghat Uth Gya Molvi: Baqaya To Lelo Bhai
Aap Is Jumley Ko 5 Murtaba Repeat Nahi Kar Saktay, Try Your Luck. "Upper Roller Lower Roller" Its Fun. ;-)
Mouse To Elephant: 2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena. Elephant: "Ha....Ha....Ha..... Pehney Ga Kya ??" Mouse: Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay, Tent Lagwana Hay..
Two Frogs Sitting Together 1St Frog: Trrrrr 2nd Frog: Trrrr 1st Frog:Trrrr 2nd Frog:Trrrr 1st Frog: Taratrrr 2nd Frog: Yar Topic Change Na Kar....
Teacher Asked Pappu: Jab Larki Ki Age 18 Saal Se Uper Ho Jaye To Usay Kis Cheez Ki Zarurat Hoti Hai? Pappu: Shanakhti Card(N.I.C) Ki. Ap B Apni Zehniyat Pappu Ki Tarah Saaf Rakhen.
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam Pappu Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY Ki Pichkari Maar K Laal Kar Diya... ;->
Pappu Mulk Ko Or K.E.S.C Ko Gusse Mai Yeh Shair Arz Krta Hai.. Karachi K Halat Dekh K Rota Hun . . . . Rat Mai Chaddi Pehen K Sota Hun..
Achon Se Zyada Tum Achay Ho Sachon Se Zyada Tum Sachay Ho Mene Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Wo Boli "PAPPU" Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bachay Ho. Ha Ha Ha Ha
Paper Mei Is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye Hain Pappu… Likh K Aaya Tha… ” HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF ” ;->
Karachi Or Mujh Mein Zyada Fark Nahi "Pappu",,, . . Fark Itna Hai Keh Karachi Keh Halaat Set Nai Hote, Or Mujh Se Bachi Set Nai Hoti... ;->
Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya Pyar Ki Bewafai Mein Khud Ko Mita Diya Isi Pyar Mein Log Bane Devdas Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindas!