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Jeet K B Haar Gya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO Wo Guzar Gai Paas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai Bcz I Was On Bicycle She Was In Pjaro :-?
Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya, Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya, Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya, Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko "DEVDAS" Banaya...
Oye Ruko!!! Abi Delete Mat Karo... Neeche Karo, Or Neeche Thora Or Neeche Bas Chalo Ab Delete Kar Do
When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever.
Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?
Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha… socha… socha… socha… socha phir bola
“Baji ye Railway Station hai”
2 Arabi ek doosre ko arabi main galiyan de rahe thay, Qareeb se guzarte hoye pathan ne unse kaha… Qaari Sahab, Hamare liye bhi dua karna.
1 Punjabi buji hue cigerrete pi rha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pi rahe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy.
A molvi went to Zardari home and said: Qaum ko tang mat karo warna Allah ka azaab aye ga.
Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to azaab hon.
Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
Having u to talk to is important to me
Sometimes I just need to vent
It is comforting that you don’t get angry
When I complain with good intent.
Happy Boss Day
There is no word, no phrase for you
on whom I so depend.
All I can say to you is this,
God bless you precious friend.
Chale gaye door kuch pal k liye.
Door rehkar bhi kareeb ho harpal k liye.
Kaise yaad na aaye ek pal k liye,
Jab dil me ho aap har pal k liye!!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
Class: Hooray
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.
TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
10 Terrorists
Came by BOAT recently..
543 Terrorists will
Soon Come by VOTE.. God Bless Us.. Take Care. JAI HIND……
This is for ADULTS Only. . .
If you are
Under the Age of 18,
Please Please
Don’t read this sms..
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Election is coming,
Please Do Vote.!
….If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?
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“The Mummy Returns”
The Rain Falls Because The Sky
Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like The Tears,
It Falls Because The
Heart Can No
Longer Handle The Pain
I feel so complete when I'm in da rain
I feel no sorrow I feel no pain
I may give me a cold but I don?t care
There?s a calming sensation from grass to air
da feeling of love I don?t have, I will gain
Because my heart falls open as I stand in da rain.
Every Rain Drop Would Be One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
So That
There’s No Space For Tears In Your Life
HaPpY rAiNy DaWn
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dripping to the ground.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Dropping all around.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drumming on the rafter.
Heard the rhythm of the raindrops
Drowning out our laughter.
May you always have walls for the winds, a roof for the rain, tea beside the fire, laughter to cheer you, those you love near you and all your heart might desire