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Hum Na Mile Aapse to Fariyadey Milengi
Hum jo Mile Aapse To Yaadey Milengi
Maut Khamosh Kar Degi Zuban Ko Magar
Aapko Kadam-2 Par Humari Aawazey Milengi
Fursat mile to yaad kijiyega,
hamari bhi kami ka ehsas kijiyega,
mujhe to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki, agar hichki aaye to maaf kijiyega....
Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi,tumko dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi,yeh dosti ki inteha thi ya meri deewangi har surat me teri surat nazar aane lagi
Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,
Dekho hm ko yaad hai na,
Nargis,bela,Motia,lala,Juhi,Chumpa or banafsha hr koi dekho shaad hai na,Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,
Dekho hm ko yaad hai
Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala
This bright, new day…
Cmplete wid 24 hrs of opportunities, choices & attitude…
A perfectly matched set of 1440 minutes.
This unique gift, this one day, cannot be exchanged, replaced or refunded…
Handle wid care.
Make the most of it…
G o _ O d
M o R n I n G (=,-)
Khule jo lab to DUA de tum ko,
Har roz nai zindagi khuda de tum ko,
Agr aik khushi ki arzoo karo tum,
Khuda khushion ka jahan de tum ko.
(AMEEN).
“Good Morning”
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
3 GADHY ZOO
Sy Farar Hogae
1st
TV Dekh Raha Hy
2nd
FOOT Ball Khel Rha Hy
3rd
Nhi TUM Nhi
Humesha Aisa Hi Q Sochty Ho?
Wo Mil Nhi Rha!
1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.
2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.
LARKI SMS k badle SMS krti hein.
*Khusray SMS k badle KUCH nhi krte hein.
Or
*MARD SMS k badle call krte hein.
Apka taaluq kin mein se hai?
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?
I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…
I Love Animals.
Specially This Monkey.
O Ghareeb Insaan
O Kanjoos Insaan
O Pathar Dil Insaan
O Khud Gharz Insaan
O Matlabi Insaan
O Bewafa Insaan
?
Is SMS Main Maine Aapko Insaan Kaha Aapko Bura To Nahi Laga?
Bud Gumani Aur Be Yaqeeni..
Roshan Din Ko Bhi Tareek Raat Bana Deti Hai,
Trust Kijiye Aur Acha Sochiye..
Apne Liye, Apno Ke Liye Aur Sab Ke Liye,
Geo Mazay Say..
DiL Main Basa Rakha Hai Teri Wafaon Ko,
Aankhon Me Chupa Rakha Hai Teri Adaon Ko,
Iss Jahan Main Kya Doon Tumhe Batao,
Ho Sake To Tohfa Samajh Lena Meri Duaon Ko.. !!
Husband drinking and said: Tum kon ho ?
Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhee bhoul gaye Kiya?
HUSBAND: Nasha har ‘gham’ bhula deta hay.
Waqt Zaya Na Karo.
Ek Ek Minute Qeemti Hai.
Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Se Pucho Jo.
Bathroom Ki Line Main Khara Ho Aur Andar Wala Bolay:
“Bus Ek Minute Aur”
Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?
Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.
Na
Darwazay Bajtay Hain,
Na.
LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn
Na. . .
Comm0n Sense
Yaar
“LIGHT JATI HAI”
Happy Aandhi Night
Jis larki ko lift de
Wo nakab me b bohat pyari
Lag rahi thi
Us ke nasheli aankhein
Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal
Jab wo boli to pata chla k
HIJRA/KHUSRA hy.
Challenge For You:
Two Players are playing at 94 and 94 they needed 7 runs to win the match at 3 balls, At Last Wicket.
How Both Players complete their 100?
3 log they
Zabardasti Ghar me ghus gae
Aur
Bedroom se use utha k le gaye.
Kisi ne meri ek na suni.
Jate hove keh gae.
“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana.”
Raat Ko Naya Chand Mubarak,
Chand Ko Chandni Mubarak,
Falak Ko Sitare Mubarak.
Sitaroon Ko Bulandi Mubarak.
Aur Aap Ko Hamari Taraf Se:
Eid MUBARAK
.-””’-.,.-””’-.
‘. Dil .’
‘ . Ki . ‘
Gehrayio se
.
Apko or Apki family ko Eid-ul-Azha ka chand mubarak ho.
Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khawab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta
Tu kuta..
;-
Me 1 bar phir kehta hun..
Tu kuta
Rakh ley..
Aj kal,Choriyan bohat ho rahi hein:-;
Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha:
sunain G…
Aap kon hein?
Girl=gussay say ! CHURAIL,
Molvi=Tay fair chimbardi q nai…?