Sangeeta Wishes Collection - Page 7

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay
1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay…
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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye.

Larki ko propose karnay ka sharifana tariqa:
Main tumhare sath HAJJ karna chahta hoon..! :

What Is The
Total Of 1+1?
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Sharam Kro
Is Ka Jawab B Msg Me Dhond Rahi Ho
Naam Dubo Dia SCHOOL Ka NALAIQ.

Mere mobile main khud kush bomb dhamaka hogya hay
22 SMS moqay par halak hogaye
45 SMS shadeed zakhmi hoye
30 SMS lapata or
8 ne inbox main dam tor diya
APnay SMS k atiyaat isi number par jald behjen
Shukria!

Jaise lohe ko loha kattha hai
sone ko sona kattha hai
heere ko heera kattha hai
zeher ko zeher kattha hai
waise hi ek din
tumhe kutha katega

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.
Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.
Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.
Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho.

Dost Tu Mere Liye Bahot Khaas Hai,
Bass Ab Tujh Se Milne Ki Pyass Hai,
Jis Din Tu Mere Saamne Aaya..
Samajh Lena Us Din Tera Satya Naas Hai

Paisa
Aega Jaega,
Sukh
Aega Jaega,
Fikar
Aegi Jaegi
Pyar
Aega Jaega,
Lakin
Is Dost Ka
Sms
Aega
Aega
Aur
Aata Hi Rahega.

1 Year of Happiness,

12 Months of Prosperity,
52 Weeks of Success,

365 Days of Good Luck,

8760 Hours of Gladness,

5,25,600 Mins of Goodness,

Every Second of Enjoyment.
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Happy New Year!!!

Har Raat Ghum-E-Tanhai,
Har Sham Teri Yaad Aayi,
Lakh Tujhe Bhulana Chaha,
Us Se Badh Ke Teri Yaad Aayi,
Tujhe Se Koi Umeed Bhi Wabasta Nahi,
Is Dukh Se Meri Ankh Bahr Aayi,
Logo Ne Pocha Ashkon Ka Sabab,
Bus Mujhe Kehna Pra,
“Tanhai”

Khel Ke Bhi Kanoon Hote Hai,
Phir Zindagi Ke Kyon Nahin.
Kanoon Zindagi Ki Sansen Hai,
Koi Fuzool Ki Baat Nahin.

Thought Of The Day: If You Feel Like Doing Some Studies,
Sit Down And Wait Until That Feeling Goes Away!

Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song
Guess.!
?zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)

University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor Taleem Par Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade Uthate.

A Gud Frnd Is 1 Who Tells U 2 Study Well
But A Best Frnd Is 1 Who Stands Outside D Exam Room N Shouts
Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Or Phare Pehkun.

Aye Sala Abhi Abhi, Hua Yakin,
Padai Merr Bas Ki Nahin.
Kitab Ko Me Nikal Gaya Padtwe-Padte Pigal Gaya,
Paper Me So Gaya, Rubaroooooooo

Patni- Pati Naal Bazar Jande Hoye
Ajj Ta Tusi Bilkul Madari Lag Rahe Ho
Pati Boleya: Jehde Naal Tere Vargi Bandri
Ja Rahi Hove Oh Madari Nai Ta DC Laggu.

Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.

Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan,
Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan,
Sab Naaz Te Nakhre Bhull Jandiyan,
Jeh Kudiyan De Vi Muchhan Hundiyan.

Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara,
Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae,
Teri Shakal Vekh Ke Injh Lagda,
Jive Parso Di Kutti Marri Hoyi Ae.

Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi
Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe

Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi
Asin Punjab Dhabe Utte Khade Rahe

Oh Safari Wale Naal Beh Ke Chali Gayi
Asin Motor Cycle Laike Khade Rahe

Oh Chali Gayi Nazare Laike
Asin Chownk Ch Khade Chalan Bharde Rahe.

Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne
Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne
Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk
Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne
I M Already Booked

Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana
Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana
Aatma Chod Gayi Sharir Purana
Dede Tera Devar Divana Dede Tera Devar Divana.

Asi Pyar Kita Si Hikk De Jor Te,
Ohde Bhaiyan Ne Kutteya Gali De Modd Te,
Asi Mangna Si Usnu Hath Jorr Ke,
Saleyan Ne Kutt-Kutt Ke Hath Hi Todd Te…

Asi Bhejde Rahe Message,
Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe,
Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,
Asi Bapu De Kharche Vadhande Rahe

Woh Chham Chham Karke Aayi,
Aur Chham Chham Karke Chali Gayi,
Main Sindoor Lekar Khada Raha,
Woh Rakhi Bandh Ke Chali Gayi

Nahin Ab Hum Apke Raste Mein Kabhi Nahin Ayenge,
Hame Pata Hai Aap Hame Kaat Khayenge,
Hum Ton Rehte Hain Chote Se Shehar Mein,
Hum 14 Teeke Kahan Se Lagvayenge.

Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati,
Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti,
Tun Karen Ghar Da Sara Kamm,
Te Sas Teri Rahe Sara Din Sutti

Rango Se Bhari Sham Ho Aapki,
Chand Sitaron Se Zyada Shan Ho Aapki,
Zindgi Ka Sirf Ek Ho Maksad,
Ki Langoor Se Unchi Chalang Ho Aapki.

Jahan Dosti Hain Wahan Pyaar Hain,
Jahan Pyaar Hain Wahan Ishq Hain,

Jahan Ishq Hain Wahan Mohobbat,
Jahan Mohobbat Hain Wahan Judaai,

Jahan Judaai Wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard Wahan Zandu Balm.