Sangeeta Wishes Collection - Page 8

Train Aur Ladies Mein Kya Samanta Hain?
Train Late Hoti Hain To Makeup Karti Hain.
Lady Makeup Karti Hain To Late Hoti Hain.

Ye Jo Ladkion Ke Baal Hote Hain
Ladkon Ko Phansane Ke Jaal Hote Hain
Chush Jatin Hain Ladkon Ka Sara Khun
Tabhi To Inke Hoth Lal Hote Hain

Galfat Mein Dil
Dil Ke Doctor Ke Hawale Kar Diya
Usne Traffic Zaam Dekh Kar
Baayee- Pass Kar Diya

Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Sher Shayari Karne Main Toh Bada Maja Aata Hai”
“Jab Asli Ka Sher Saamne Aata Hai,
To Saam Ne Ki Gili Aur Piche Ki Pili Ho Jati Hai

Pass Baithne Se Jo Bin Mange
Mil Jaaye, Use Khushboo Kahte Hain.
Janaab Ess Galat-Fehmi Mein Na Rahna,
Use Baalon Ki Zoon Kahte Hai.

Dekhti Ho Mujhe To,
Sharmaa Ke Mooh Fer Leta Hoon,
Zoolfen To Tumhaari Choo Nahin Saktaa,
To Daadhi Mein Hi Haath Fer Leta Hoon……

Na Gold Na Diamond Na Chahta Hun O Chand.
Mein Bus Chahta Hun Tera Saath.
Sathi Mere Hathon Mein Tu Rakhde Apne Haath.

Ishq Mein Nakam Ho Gaye To,
Kya Kisi Aur Kam Ke Nahi Rahe,
Watan Ki Mitti Se Pyar Kar,
Maut Ke Baad Bhi Juda Nahi Hoga.

Jindagi To Tere Bagair Bhi Gujar Jayegi,
Fir Idhar Se Koi Khushi Na Gujar Payegi,
Hum To Mar Jayenge Teri Kasam ,
Jis Din Teri Julf Kisi Gair Ke Chahre Par Bikhar Jayegi…

Dil Ki Baat Labon Pe,
Yun Hi Aa Jaati Hai.
Labon Ki Baat Aksar,
Dil Mein Baith Jaati Hai.

Jab Achchhe Din Hi Nahin Rahe,
To Bure Kab Kab Tak Rahenge.
Ham Ne Bahaaron Ko Aate Dekha Hai,
Patjhad Se Nahin Darenge.

Raat Kitni Lambi Hoti Hai,
Beemaar Se Poochhiye.
Raat Kitni Chhoti Hoti Hai,
Bachchon Se Poochhiye.

Meri Mohobbat Ki Ab Imtahan Ho Gayi.
Jo Zindagi Thi Meri Vo Kisi Or Ki Ho Gayi.
Mere Marne Ke Baad Bhi Khuli Rahi Aankhein.
Mujhe Aadat Si Kuch Unke Intazar Ki Ho Gayi.

Meri Hasti Hawa Ke Bulbule Se,
Jyada Aur Kuchh Nahin.
Hawaa Ke Eshaare Pe Zindagi Meri,
Aur Kuchh Aukaat Nahin.

Meri Kashti Ko Pankh Lage Hain,
Meri Bechaini Bulandiyon Pe Hai.
Sahil Pe Mera Sahir Saajan Hai,
Aankhen Milan Ko Bekaraar Hain.

Kyon Log Mohabbat Karke Wafa Nahi Karte,
Sajdon Mein Rahte Hain Aur Ibadat Nahi Karte,
Shokh To Hai Unhe Sajne Sanwarne Ka,
Phir Kyon Wo Aainon Ki Hifajat Nahi Karte.

Zara Tum Nigahen Utha Kar To Dekho,
In Ankhon Se Ankhien Mila Kar To Dekho,
Luta Denge Sarre Zamane Ki Khushiya,
Humaien Apna Ghum Bata Kar To Dekho,
Na Pao Ge Tanha Kisi Mehfil Mein Tum,
Galey Se Humein Laga Kar To Dekho…

Suno!!
Kisi Ne Such Kaha Tha Yeh,
Muhabbat Mar Nahi Sakti
Magar Adhora Such Suna Hum Ne,
Mukamal Such To Yeh Hai Ke,
Muhabbat Khud Nahi Marti, Muhabbat Maar Deti Hai..

Jinke Bina Jeena Mushkil Thha,
Usi Ne Jeena Mushkil Kar Diya.
Jiske Naam Ki Hum Kasam Khaate Thhe,
Wahi Kasam Tod Ke Chal Diya.

Santa Went To A
STD/ISD/PCO Shop And
Slapped The Operator Twice.
Guess Why ?
Bcoz There It Was Written
“number Dial Karnay Se Pehley Do Lagain”

Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That
It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge
Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga
Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga
K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho
Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se
Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga,
Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai

Techer : 2mrow Thr Wil B A Lectur
On Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.
Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend It
T : Why
Kid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr

Train Ka Dibba Hai Ye Dil
Isey Samjhana Hai Mushkil
Ger Koi Is Dil Mein Bass Jaye
To Use Mitana Hai Mushkil
Arey Tension Kis Baat Ki Hai
Surf Excell Hain Na

Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Bahut Dhoom Machali
Ab Bistar Bicchaale……..Or Sojaaaaa.

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend:

Rs10=just frnd
Rs30=nice frnd
Rs50=sweet frd
Rs121=cute frd
Rs301=gud frd
Rs501=caring frd
Rs1001=best frd (God)

This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…
Hurry up..

Ultimately we had
to Spend Liquor Money
to Get back Memorabilia
of a Person who
was Against Liquor.
So Keep Drinking.
Help in Saving Reputation
of India!
Cheers

A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.

Blind Date
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her 21 year old roommate.
“Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.”
“Wow! That’s a very expensive classic car. What’s so bad about that?”
“He was the original owner.”

Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…