Sangeeta Wishes Collection - Page 10

Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem.

If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green and one
is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.

Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”

Wife to Husband :
In the past month
you've said 'I Love You' Three times -
once to a Pizza,
once to a sports team and once to your reflection.

After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other,
but still they stay together.

Boy:-- " Tuj me Rab dikhta Hai Yaara ma kya karu"...
Girls:-- Darsan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad la or chala ja, Kiu ki tera picha or vi Bhakt khade hai....
Good Morning

Once Great Alexendar Saw
A Child Playing With A Lion
He Surrendered His Sword
At The Child's Feet.
Now The Child Has Grown Up
& Wishes You Good morning :-)

Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and
IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.

Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is
wrong

Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).

2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

WHY
DO I
SMS U ?
IRRITATE ?
CARE ?
MISS ?
BORE ?

DO U KNOW Y ?

COZ UR MY FRND & I HAVE D
RITE 2 DISTUBE U ANY TIME .....

Father Means
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!

M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God

GUD MORNING

Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..

Qabrustaan.

Once Upon A Time
.
.
.
.
.
.
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”

Girl Said: ”NO”

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga.

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.

Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west

but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:

berukhe ke teer khana be mera ik shook tha
dostoon ko azmana be mera ik shook tha
dard un ka apnay senay se lagaya is leay
k choot kha kar muskrana be mera ik shook tha

The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That No One Is There To Appreciate It

If U Cant Convince Them,Confuse Them!!

Sending u a GOOD LUCK CHARM May riches shine on u Good Luck Dear!

Wishing u a happy journey into the world of dreams... Good Night!

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap! Gud Night.Sweet Dreams. :)

My day may be hectic, schedule may be t8 Bt I nvr let day Nd wtout saying gdn8