Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

Who is D laziest
person in D world?
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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...

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Agar 'i' hai toh Bathroom jaao na,
Shor kyu macha rahe ho..

Killing shairi..
Arz kiya he,
Muje thi uske pyar ki chahat
Vah vah
Muze thi uske pyaar ki chaahat.
Aur wo dekh raha tha sony pe Aahat

Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se laye
Beta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.
or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,
1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai

Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal Sikhaungi
Billu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai

Aag lagi thi mere ghar mein

Usne kaha "Bacha kya hai ??"

Maine kaha mai Bach gaya hu....

Usne kaha phir jala hi kya hai ??

GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

Height Of Playin Games..
Santa's dead body found in a cupboard &
al other Member declard him
Winner of Last Year's Hide & Seek Championship!.

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,
SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,
Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..
Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.
Ladies:Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.

Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi he
Dr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagenge
Santa: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi ni karni

Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!
Santa:Kaise?
Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati ha

We all have something to give to this world. The question is what are you contributing to make the world a better place?

Kill the Stress B4 it kills u, Reach the Goal B4 it kicks u, Love every 1 B4 some 1 loves u, Live the Life B4 it leaves u

Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k
niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

Mai Use Bholne Ki Buhat Koshish Karta hu

aeDOST

Par Kya karu Ammi Roz BADAM Khila Deti He

din milla wo mujse

Bujha-2 sa
Jhuka-2 sa
Udasiyo me
Racha bassa sa

Maine Pucha
Udas Q ho.

To Usne Kaha
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Ammi ne Thappad mara

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tum

Aao!

Aaj Hum Dono Waada kare

Ke

Hum Zindagi Bhar PYAR Karenge

Hum Wafa krenge

Hm Mohabbat krenge

Sirf Or Sirf Apne

"Aap" se.

Texi Wala-Sir Sorry

Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha

Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?

GOLU-Oye Praji Koi Gal Nhi
Maii B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu

Pehle wo kucH baat tO karte the
choti Hi sahi wo muLaqat to karte tHe
maine U Hi unko apNa samjh Liya
wo Hum pAr nahi mere SMS pAr marte the.

Raat ki Tanhai me
jab koi Aahat Tmhe Jagaye
Chupke se koi Tmhare Bed ke Paas Aaye

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Bewakuf Chilla Zor se
CHOR
CHOR..

Mil Jaye Sanam Mera
Main Bus Yehi Chaahu

Mil Jaye Sanam Mera
Main Bus Yehi Chaahu

Aahun Aahun Aahun.
Aahun Aahun Aahun

Raat ho to MOON jalta ha
Garmiyo me JULY or JUNE Jalta he
Pyaar ho jay to CHAIN or SUKUN jalta he
or
Aap jesa kanjus ho to Khoon jalta hai.

Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
Wa wa
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Gadhe Ko Gadhi Se
Pyar Hogya
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Itna
Romentic SmS Parh Kar
Ek Aur
Gadha
TAYYAR Hogya!

Kisi ne kaha he
1 Akalmand se kuch der bat karna 1 mahine tak kitab padhne se behtar he
to aaj kal me free hu
ap jab chahe bat kar sakte hai.

Galfriend to Snta-Kuch aisa kaho
Ke Dil ki Dharkan Taiz ho jaye

Snta-Bhago 2mhara Bhai Aa Raha Hai.
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Dena Hai Dil 'Daan' Me..

Wah.. Wah..

Gour Farmaiyega Huzur

Dena Hai Dil 'Daan' Me..

Dosto,
Hai KOI MAST Ladki DHYAAN Me?

Pappu-Jb tmari wife gum hui to police ko kyu nhi btaya
Dipu-Q..ki jb mera scooter gum hua ta to police walo Ne 15/20 din istemal kar ke dia tha.