Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 2

Munnabhai: Circuit ye sonu kaun hai?

Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.

Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)

Vision is the stuff of our dreams. Passion is our energy to make it
real. The two go together like horse and rider.

Sign Above A Classroom Clock:
"This clock will Never be Stolen,
Coz too Many Students are Watching it"

S: Premika ne aisi maang rakhi k Maine Use chhod diya
B: Lekin uski Mange Kya Thi
S: Shadi Ki

Ye Eit Aita SMS Aye Jo Atthe Bhale Intan Ko Totla Bna Deta He..
Tum Laat Koshish Kalo Phil Bhi Aite Hi Paloge..
Taita Lga Totla Bante?
Ale Wah!!

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?
GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

Live your moments for what they are, not for what they may become.

Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the PRESENT.

Don't have dreams. Set goals and achieve what you would otherwise dream.

We can't expect others to believe in us, unless we first believe in ourselves.

The WORLD is Like An Institute

Someone Enter to LEARN

Someone Enter to Earn

BUT

Someone Born to LovE

Like Me & U Janeman...

The Most Beautiful Cloths
that a Woman Can Wear
is the Arms of the man
Whom She Loves..

Janta Hu Ki Mohabbat Tadpati He

Par Mohbbt To Jeena Shikhati he

Zindagi Mohbat Nahi Ho Sakti Kabhi

Par Mohbat Zndgi Ban Jati He

Meri Hr Bat Apke Liye Wada Hogi

DilMe Mere Mohabat kuch
Jyada Hogi

Aap Sirf KrishnaKi Tarah Pyar Do

Apki Ye Lvr Apki Radha H0gi

Muje Nahi Chahiye Pura Sagar..
Pani ki 1 bund hi kafi he..

Muje Nahi Chahiye Hazaro Ladkiya..
Bas 1 sachi Lvr hi kafi he..>D

kya tum vahi ho?

BOY: ?
GIRL: $

B: @
G: ~

B: *
G: !

Kuch Samjha
Tere Kya Samajh Me Aayega

Abe wo dono Goongay he
Isharo Me baate kar rahe hai

Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash

Fatafat
Hurry up

Jaldi

Quickly

Come on yar

JUB Uper delete krne ko
keh dia to Padh q raha hai

Meri yad k bavarchi khane me

tere nam ka chulha jalta he

teri yad k chaval pakte hen

mera roz pateela jalta he

Phulo me gulab acha lagta he
hr chehre p shabab achha lagta he
Aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte raho
hame aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

Kabi Kabi Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata He..

K

Jub Bijli Nai Hoti to Bill Kaha Se Aata hai

Teacher Mehnat Karoge
To Kuch Banoge

Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;->

Life is Beautiful...
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*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes.

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

Budha 1 Ladki Se Tkrya
Budha:-Sorry
Grl:-Stupid
Tabi 1 Ladka us Se Tkrya
Ladka:-Sorry
Grl:-It's Ok
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya

Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti he
k sab usko TRUCK kehte he

Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he
isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu
Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

BV-Maine "GADHO" Par Research Ki He
Wo Apni "GADHI" k siwa kisi or "GADHI" ko Dekhta Tak Nai

Pati-IsiLiye To Use "GADHA" Kehte Hai