Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 3

RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure he
Jiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hy
FARAZ-Nhi aa skta.
R-Q.
F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he

GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan

Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha

MOLU- Kya Hua?

GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)

Ye Zaruri To Nai K Aag Se Jal Jye Insan

Kuch Log To Muje Dekh K Bhi Jal Jate He
He He

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro
Akela chor do
Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska
Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

Q-Cyclone kise kahte hai

Santa- CyCle Kharidane k Liye Jo Loan Lete ha
use Cyclone kahte hai

10thClass Student:- I want to Fail in 10th.

Friend:-Dad said If I got 80+ than Science
if less than than Arts
If I fail than I hv to "Marry"

Ek KhubSurat Ladki Ko kaise Patya jata hai?

Ans:-

Sudar ja Yaar

Itni Interset apni Padai me deta to top krta.

Fasane se na fase Aisi Koi Ladki nahi

fasane Se na fase Aisi Koi ladki nahi

agar Fir b na fase to is duniya me
ladkiyo ki koi Kami nahi

Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar

ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki Chappal.

Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thing
Banta:- Wht is dis?
Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota hai

Tab

Tab

Tain Jarur aati ha

Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!

Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte
Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte
Ae University waloPass krna h to kro
Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte

KanJoos Ashiq
Kr Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Mobile par
Lakh Rupaye Ki Baat thi
Do Rupaye Me Hi Ho Gayi

Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

Kid: I want To marry my Grandma!!!
Dad: What You Want to marry My Mom
Stupid!
Kid:- Why not ? You have married mine

Pappu-dada ji kya aap badaam khate he?
Dadaji-nahi, mere to daant hi nahi hain
Pappu-fir thik hai, ise aap rakhiye, mai school se aakar le lunga..

Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte hai
Banta:wow! Wo kaise?
santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.

I never forget my friends
when I see some faults in them
I keep patient and just realize that

"Ab har koi meri tarha pearfect to nahi ho sakta na"

Santa> What is deffirent between COFFY shop & WINE shop
Banta> coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE and wine shop is last point of LOVE
:-)

Be Happy Today Just Enjoy today
Freak Out Today Live frely today
Have Fun today
bcoz Who Knows

You Might Fall in Love 2mrow?
U loose al these.

After Almost 20 years Amitabh Can Finally Anwer Shashi Kapoor
"Agar Tumhare Pass 'Maa' hai toh Mere Pass 'PAA' hai

Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar k
bhag jate he

Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he

-PJ-
BRUCE LEE was a great Man!
Bt after his Sister gav birth 2 a Child, he bcame an Ordinary Person!

Y?

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Bcz he bcame
"MAMU-LEE"

Thief1:
Lets Count
d Money We hav
Looted Today!

Thief2:
I m So Tired,
We'll See it in d
Newspaper Tomorrow.

Doctor To a Kid-Hav U ever had trouble with "Appendicitis"
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Kid-Yes!
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Doctor-When?
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Kid-When I tried to Spell it!

SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the

BANTA-Fir Kya hua?

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BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!

SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye..

Koi b
Kuch b
Khane ko de

Mat Khana PLZ

Idhar-Udhar Nigah rakna

Kyuki

Goverment ne Kutta mar muhim Start ki hai

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki

Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat
Ka tha...

How BEDROOM Smells Aftr MARRIAGE

1st 3MONTHS-Perfumes,
Flowers,

After 1-3YEARS-Baby Powdr,
Cream,
Lotions,

After 10-13
YEARS-Vicks,Zandu Balm..