Udit Maheshwari Wishes Collection - Page 10

Dard Kya Hota He Bataenge Kisi Roz
Kamaal Ki Ik Gazal Sunaenge Kisi Roz

Udne Do In Prindo Ko Azad Fizaon Me

Hamare Huye To Lout Aenge Kisi Roz.

Meri B Ek Majburi He
Ki Tere Bina Meri Zindgi Adhuri He
Wo Sham-e-Mehfil Puri He Jisme Tera Saya He
Wo Khush Nasib He Tune Jise Apnaya He.

Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ?

Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai,
jisme ek muskurati hai
Aur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.

Jinko suraj meri chaokhat se mila karta tha
Ab wo khairat me dete hai ujaale mujko..

My Favourit Msg:
"We Can Win Over Our Enemy By Love."
But,
"Love Is The Biggest Enemy Of Our Life When It Hurts.."

STRANGE But FACT..

AAINA kuch nhi,
nazar ka DHOKA hai
Nazar vahi aata he,
jo DIL me hota hai

AAINE Or DIL ka 1 hi FASANA hai
ANJAM dono ka Tutkar BIKHAR jana hai

Maine Faslo Ko Mitaya
Wo Judai Kar Gayi, Kitni Masum Thi Bewafai Kar Gayi, Wo Sikha Gayi Kisi Pe N Etbar Karna
Kitni Burai Kar ke B 1 Achhai Kr Gayi

Ek Bahut Bade sharabi ki car k piche likha tha

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"DAARU PEEO
INSAAN BANO"

ROTI TO...

KUTTE b khate hai.

A khuda ab to andhero me ujale karde
Hosla dekr samundr k hawale kr de
DOST wo moti he jo
bikhre hue
he
Dua karte he k hame dhago k hawale kar de

Nasha zaruri hai zindgi k liye
Par sharab zaruri nhi nashe k liye
Dil ye kahta he,doob jaun teri nazro me
Bahut haseen samundar hai khudkusi k liye

A khuda Agar yE sach Hai ki
DiLon ki sachi Mohabbat mE Tu nazar aaTa Hai

To Phir kyon TooT Te He DiL or Tera khud ka vajood Bikhar JaTa Hai ?

Ajab Rango Mein Gujarti hai Daur-E -Zindgi Hamari Yaaro,

Pata Nahin kitne Dilon Pe Raaj Kiya Aur Karte Rahenge !

Mana K SAPNE Ka PehLa lafz"S"Hota Hai
Lekin "S"Ko Nikal Do To"Apne"Reh Jate Hai
Or Agar Aap JaiSe"APNE"Na Ho To SAPNE Koi Mayne Nahi Rakhte

Kuch andhera b zruri he gam-e-yar k sath
ab diya koi n rake meri dewar k sath
me 1 umer msafat me raha
tab jana,rah b chalti rhi meri raftar k sath

Fir Wahi Fasana-Afsana Sunate Ho Tum,
Dil Ke Pas Hu Keh Kr Jalate Ho Tum,
Beqrar Hai Aatis-E-Nazar TumSe Milne Ko,
Fir Kyu Nahi Nazar Aate Ho Tum.

Santa-Jabse ye homogiri legal ho gayi hai mai bahut pareshan hu..
Banta-why..?
Santa-Arre, kya pata mera nalaayak beta kal BAHU layega ya JAMAAI..?

RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banaya
FARAZ-Wo kese?
RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diye
or number galat likhwa diya..

Jo Ho ske to Nawaz do
Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do
Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do
Mry dukho Ko Qarar do
Ye N Ho ske to Yu Kro

Muje apni grlfrnd Udhar do

"Old Age" is Wen U Start Turning Off Lights 4 Economical Reasons..
Rather than 4 Romantic Ones..

SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?
BANTA: 2
S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?
B-Ji Nhi Sasural se

Call Me Fast Ek baat karni Hai..
Zaruri hai..

Pata tha Kanjus Niche aa jayega par call nahi
karega...

Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor-Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai

Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Mat Batana

Agar Koi Poche To Bas Muskurana

Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Poche To

COLGATE Ka Kamal He Ye Batana

Mai
Aur
Tum
Tum
Aur
Mai
Hum
Dono
Aaj
Rat
2
Baje
K
Bad
Akele
Me
Chpke
Se
Bistar
Par
Let
K
Ek
Dusre
Ko
SMS Karenge

Dabbe Me Dabba Dabbe Mai Cake
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Kajnus Na Ban Sms Bhej..

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?

MUSHKIL SINGH. !

RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala

Zara Gaur Farmaiye

RAAZ Ki Ghazle Thi Bahut Aala

Par Kya Kare..

Jub

PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA

RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya He
Or bhag Rahi He

DR-Tension Mat Lo
Jub
Petrol Khatam Ho Jayega To Wo Aa Jayegi

Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho Gyi

Wo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne Laga

Chor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi..

NAMASKAR
Ye "NATIONAL HELTH SEWA" hai

Isme hum raat ko
aap jaise logo ko
SUSU KARNA YAAD DILATE HAI

Taki aapna bister sahi salamat rahe