Sandeep Wishes Collection

Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.

Santa: Doctor! My son swallowed a key!
Doctor: When?
Santa: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Santa: We were using aduplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Santa: We lost the duplicate key!

3 Men are arguing about "When life begins.."
1st: At the time of conception
2nd: At the time of birth
3rd: When wife and children go for vacation!

Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson?
So that mom can remember who is whose son.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?