Silly Questions Wishes and Status Messages

Wht iz the full form of
MBNP & TBNP?
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Nhi pta?
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M-mjhe
B-b
N-ni
P-pta..
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T-tjhe
B-b
N-ni
P-pta...

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Question: Kya aaj k zamane main bagair daulat k mohabbatt ki ja sakti hai?
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Ji han lakin ye sahulat sirf ladkion ko hasil hai.

Why is our language is called Mother tongue?


Bcoz the father seldom gets chance 2 speak;-)

A Bicycle Cant Stand On Its Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





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Its Two-Tired ...

What kind of coffee was served on the titanic? And what kind of lettuce?
Sank and iceberg.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Why were the little ink drops crying?
Because papa was in the pen and no one knew how long the sentence would be.

There is always a sign board'drive slowly' near school,
bt never near girls college.why?
Because here vehicles automatically get slow!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school???
She had a bright student.

Who is called female java?
Java'gal' srinath