Santa: “Tune Us Ladki Ke Liye Cigarette Chod Di?”
Banta: “Haan”
Santa: “Daru Ko Bhi Chod Diya?”
Banta: “Haan”
Santa: “Jua Bhi Chod Diya?”
Banta: “Haan”
Santa: “Abey To Fir Us Se Shadi Kyu Nahi Ki?”
Banta: “Oh Yaar, Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ke Usse Achhi Mil Gayi“