A Punjabi couple went 2 UK.
They went 2 a hotel
Punjabi to waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school,
there4 kindly grant me Tea for 2day.
Waiter brings tea.
Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay. Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi