Height of Kuch Bhi
Teacher:Agr 1 aam ki ped pr 10
kele lage h, or un me se 7
amrood tod liye to kitne angur
bache?
Student:Sir 9 Hathi
Teacher:Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
Student:Sir Qki me aaj lunch
me gobhi ki sabzi laya hu
Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo
warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!