Two BootBlacks
There were two bootblacks,a white bootblack and a black bootblack
and they were both busy blacking boots.
The white bootblack told the black bootblack
to blacken the white bootblack`s boots black.
The black bootblack was taken aback
and blackened the white bootblack`s face black.
The white bootblack blackened the black bootblack`s face black too.